Kris Jenner must think we’re pretty stupid, because she’s pretending like the moment she realizedÂ BeyonceÂ andÂ Jay ZÂ hadn’t shown up toÂ Kim Kardashian‘s wedding toÂ Kanye WestÂ wasn’t the worst part of her whole summer. In fact, she’s acting like she barely even noticed at all, which is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard.
As you may recall, Jay&Bey were easily the most high-profile guests invited to the Kimye wedding, and there were even rumors that they were the reason that no cameras were allowed on-site. But even though reports indicated that theÂ Carter-Knowleses would be in attendance, and even that Jay would be Kanye’s best man, the two of them were no-shows on the big day. Which is apparently news to Kris, if you believe the interview she gave to Australian radio stationÂ KIIS 106.5 FM today:
“There was so much commotion and excitement, I never really gave that a second thought. If you had been there, you would have thought that was the last thing on anyone’s mind.”
Sure Kris, sure. I’m just positive that if IÂ had been in Florence on that fateful May 24th, that I wouldn’t have seen you glance toward the door a single time, or to gaze wistfully at the cake in hopes that a certain Queen Bey might be hiding inside it, planning a surprise entrance.
“[I] just assumed they were working.”
GIRL PLEASE. You take that back this instant. As if you haven’t syncedÂ Blue Ivy‘s calendar to your own so you always know what she’s up to and where she’s up to it! What do you take me for, an idiot?Â If IÂ knew that Beyonce and Jay Z were in the Hamptons that Memorial Day weekend, then you probably know who they talked to, where they were staying, and how many pieces of luggage they brought — so come off it.
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