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Channing Tatum And Jonah Hill’s ‘X-Rated’ Bet Proves They Are Actual 12-Year-Olds

Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Conan June 2014

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill went on Conan last night to discuss their new movie 22 Jump Street, which is a sequel to 21 Jump Street, which was already based on a TV show. So the originality levels surrounding this franchise are already dangerously low. The same can be said about the bet Channing and Jonah made related to the first movie’s box office. Conan’s video calls it “X-rated,” but it’s mostly just immature.

It of course involves Channing Tatum’s penis, which all good bets do. Basically Channing and Jonah agreed that if the movie broke the $35 million mark on opening weekend, Jonah would kiss the tip of Channing’s penis. OVER THE BOXERS. NEVER FORGET THAT IT WOULD BE OVER THE BOXERS. Of course, Channing won the bet, but Jonah has yet to pay up. Note that Jonah makes sure to have Channing tell the story, possibly because he’s recently been in hot water over using a homophobic slur. But he laughs along and adds his two cents anyway, so maybe he just thought Channing was a better storyteller.

I wasn’t aware that Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill were actually 12-year-old boys trapped in the bodies of grown men. Does someone need to help them escape and get back to their parents? Is this some kind of real-life Big situation? Has anyone checked their houses for arcade games and trampolines or visited the Zoltar machine to try to reverse the curse? Because that’s the only explanation for two thirty-something-year-old men being so proud of a joke about one man kissing another man’s penis. OVER THE BOXERS. P.S. No homo.

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  • Alana Vincenza

    I think separate they’re normal grown ups but together the childish antics begin. Also, I surprisingly really liked the first movie so I’m kiiiiinda looking forward to seeing the sequel.