Earlier this week Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, also known as the best couple ever, sat down for their first joint talk show interview on Late Night With Seth Meyers. It was funny and sweet, and Megan performed a filthy rap while Nick looked on adoringly. Turns out they also took the time to film a segment for the show in which they answer viewer questions about relationships. I dare you to watch this video without smiling. Just try. (Spoiler alert: You’re gonna smile. A lot.)
If you were expecting Nick and Megan to give serious answers to these questions, I’m sorry to say that’s not what happens. Or at least, their answers aren’t serious to people who aren’t Nick and Megan. They could be very serious to them. We don’t know that Megan didn’t discover Nick was the one thanks to a “pungent odor.” Just because that’s not how you choose your soul mate doesn’t mean it’s not how they did. And y’know, you really should use respect when proposing to someone, like Nick says. Simple as that. We’ll just ignore that he doesn’t know how to correctly pronounce Dr. Spaceman.
But regardless of whether you use their suggestions in your actual love life, at least watch the video to admire their adorableness. Not only do they have amazing comedic chemistry, but they’re just so damn cute together. They’re always touching hands and putting arms around each other and exchanging smiles. And I don’t think I’ll ever recover from the moment when Megan asks Nick if he’s gonna break up with her, and he giggles a little, then says very solemnly, “Never.” I’m gonna hold you to that, Nick. And Megan, you better promise the same thing. I expect you two to be together forever. 5ever, in fact. This is serious.