• Tue, Jun 3 - 8:56 am ET

Rihanna Wore A Sheer Dress Last Night To Remind Us She Has Nipples… And A Butt Crack (NSFW)

Rihanna CFDA Fashion Awards sheer dress showing nipples New York June 2014

(Photo: Ivan Nikolav/WENN.com)

Good morning! Have you had your daily recommended serving of Rihanna’s nipples and/or butt today? If not, you have nothing to worry about, because last night at the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York, RiRi showed up in a sheer number designed by Adam Selman to remind us that she does indeed possess both breasts and buttocks. Phew, I was worried they’d disappeared since the last time I’d seen them… which was not very long ago.

As you can see above, Rihanna wasn’t entirely immodest. She still made sure to put gloves on and of course she covered her hair in a sparkly scarf that appeared to be far more opaque than the dress. Obviously. Oh, and don’t forget that strategically placed fur stole to make sure we don’t see the small of her back. Can you imagine the scandal?

Rihanna CFDA Fashion Awards sheer dress showing butt New York June 2014

(Photo: Andres Otero/WENN.com)

If you’re wondering whether there is any underwear under there, I’m here to inform you that there is (in thong form), although it’s hard to see from the way she’s posing. I guess intentionally showing your vagina on the red carpet isn’t in fashion quite yet. But if anyone can make red carpet vaginas happen, I have faith in Rihanna. Since she took home the Fashion Icon Award last night, she has the credentials for it too.

As if we couldn’t already tell, Rihanna is very pro-nakedness, and she recently deleted her Instagram account after the site banned her nude photos. She also tweeted her support for Scout Willis, who walked around New York topless in protest of the same ban. I’d say this dress was another protest, but I’ve seen Rihanna’s naked body so often at this point I’ve forgotten what she looks like fully clothed. Is that even possible? What would happen if she wore a thick turtleneck and wool pants? I shudder to think.

Share This Post: