Selena Gomez, who is totally Going Through Something Right Now, wants you to know that the Jenner sisters and Taylor Swift are, like, so yesterday. Out with the old BFFs, in with… Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne? If you think that seems random, apparently you haven’t been Keeping Up With The Gomez lately. One week, she’s dancing among fellow fairies Kendall and Kylie Jenner and spilling late-night secrets to Meredith Swift, the next week she’s banished them all from her social media circles.
It seems like she’s been trying out new Instagram besties and whoever takes the selfiest selfie with her wins the position of Brand New BFF. Selena, who has time to jet on over to London and party with
Bradley Cooper‘s adopted kids models but can’t pick up a phone and call her Nana and Pop-Pop, has been best friends with everyone from Katy Perry to John Legend to orphans in Nepal to a pair of hipster eyeglasses as of late.
She doesn’t need Kardashian Kast-Offs or Justin Bieber‘s penis anymore. Maybe finding new friends is all part of finding her virginity again? I’m not sure. But it appears as though she’s trying really hard to make it seem like she’s got it all together and is like, totally happy with her amazing life at the moment. I just hope that’s true, because she’s fired her parents, seemingly cut-off her grandparents, and made some big life choices lately that show otherwise.