Kanye Won’t Let Kim Film KUWTK Anymore, So Kris Jenner’s Head Will Fly Off In 3…2…1…

Kanye West with his arm possessively around Kim Kardashian at the Met Ball May 2014Apparently Kanye West is refusing to let his new wife Kim Kardashian film a spin-off of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and I feel like the only appropriate response to that is, “Ohhhh shiiiiiiittttttt!!!”

I don’t know if you’ve heard of a little person called Kris Jenner before, but she is no joke, and she’s made monetizing her children her life’s work. And of all the humans that she’s pushed out of her vagina, Kim is the goose who lays the most lucrative golden eggs, so I can’t imagine the fury Kris is feeling right now that they’re gonna be lining Kanye’s love-nest from now on.

(Need a high five for totally nailing the metaphor in that last paragraph.)

Apparently Kris had planned for Kim to appear on a new show called Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons, yet another spin-off of the original KUWTK kash kow that’s starting filming this summer — in the next few weeks, actually. But after a whole six days of marriage, Kanye is finally ready to stand up to Kris in a way that no one’s really had the stones to before. According to a source speaking to Radar Online:

“There’s no way Kanye was going to allow Kim do it. It’s no secret how much Kanye dislikes and despises Kim’s involvement with reality television, and there was no way it was going to happen so soon after the wedding.”

Oh shit son! Kanye may hate reality television, but you know who loves it? Kris Jenner. She’s like a shark, in that she has to be in constant movement through fabricated storylines in order to keep breathing.

“[Kris] is furious because she is feeling the pressure from E! and Ryan Seacrest Productions to have Kim on the show instead of her other daughter, Kourtney. The network is afraid that Kourtney & Khloé Take The Hamptons will be a ratings disaster because Kim isn’t going to be a regular on the series.”

First of all, sad for KourtneyThis is a moment, you guys. We’re posed on the brink of something. Especially because Kim is making noise about wanting to change her last name to Kanye’s — in fact, she’s already changed her social media to reflect that desire, listing herself as Kim Kardashian West, which I’d imagine is enough to get Kris breathing smoke as her head spins wildly around on her neck.

“There is no way Kris would ever give her blessing for the main cash cow of the Kardashian empire, to not continue to use that name professionally. [She plans to] fight it tooth and nail. In fact, if Kris thought she could get Kanye to change his last name to Kardashian, she absolutely would!”

I can’t decide whether I’m more obsessed with the idea of Kris trying to get Kanye to change his name to Kardashian, or terrified by the idea of what Kris Jenner’s version of ‘tooth and nail’ looks like. But it looks like this feud could heat up even more, as there’s speculation that Kim might agree to filming in secret.

“Kanye doesn’t want her doing anymore reality television than she is contractually obligated to do. If Kim does agree to film, it will likely be without Kanye’s knowledge beforehand!”

I’ma grab some popcorn and a cozy seat on the couch because I cannot. wait. for this to go down.

(Photo: WENN.com)

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    • Jenni

      How much longer must I wait before Rob Kardashian releases a video of Kanye and Kris having a screaming match?

      • Coco

        Don’t tease me with such fantasies…

      • FauxRealFaux

        No, Kanye West will not disrespect his wife’s mother. In my culture, for the most part, you respect Mothers.

      • Guest

        You do know this is a joke right?

      • FauxRealFaux

        Not a joke to me but you can take it however you want.

    • Kathy

      Let us remember that Kris Kardashian got married 20+ years ago and changed HER name to Kris Jenner. Isn’t that a point in Kim’s favor, if she does decides to change her name and follow her new husband’s wishes? Not that I care one way or the other, I just think Mother Kris should be ready to let go.

      • whiteroses

        She’ll never do that. I mean, if you had built a career around your children, would you be in a hurry to let them leave the nest?

    • Terry

      @Kathy – But I seem to remember a story line where Kris thought about changing her name back to Kardashian. I can’t imagine a bigger slap in the face to your current husband then to even entertain the idea of going back to your ex-husbands name.

    • Penelope

      Kris will soon realize she’s no match for the power of the dang-a-lang. Lawfully-wedded, dang-a-lang, at that. Show’s over, Mrs. Jenner.

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        I was thinking that has to be the only thing he has to offer her. Every single picture you ever see of that guy, he is never smiling. Seems like a totally pleasant guy to be married to.

      • Penelope

        Yep. That and the “image” and the money. Even though she has her own money, she wants to be associated with more money. Money is the only thing they have in common.

      • FauxRealFaux

        Interesting. I’ve seen tons of pictures of Kanye smiling. He is intelligent, funny, and he knows how to provide for his family.

    • M_G

      With the understanding that A) I don’t care about the Kardashians OR Kanye West and therefore B) don’t particularly care how this plays out one way or another (though a public bitch-fest WOULD be pretty entertaining), let’s take a moment to recognize the tone of this argument is “Kanye forbids Kim to do this, but Kris is practically demanding that Kim does this.” Last I checked, Kim was a 30-something grown woman and mother. Perhaps she is, you know, capable of making her own damn decisions independent of her husband and momager? Does anyone know what Kim’s take on this is, assuming the other two are even letting her get a word in edgewise?

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Honestly, I was surprised that Kanye and Kris even remembered to invite Kim to the wedding they planned, so I think the ship has pretty much sailed as far as Kim taking a stand on her own behalf.

      • M_G

        I was reading the other article on Crushable about how her dress ripped right before the ceremony, and how Kris and Kanye must have both been thinking, “Damn it, Kim! You had ONE job!”

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Haaahaha yeah, she did! Stay. In. The. Dress.

      • whiteroses

        I’m guessing Kim Kardashian is an excellent example of what happens when you let other people run your life for you. I mean, she’s beautiful, she’s got more money than God- but it’s actually kind of sad.

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        She’s chronologically in her 30′s, but mentally, she’s like, 15. She has no genuine self-esteem, only narcissism that comes from being beautiful, and she allows men to treat her like an object, and her mother to treat her like an ATM, so my guess, is, no, she can’t make her own decisions, which is why she’ll be married to Kanye forever. 33 years old and 3 marriages under her belt tells me she’s pretty scatterbrained.

      • Lackadaisical

        This one has always mystified me. The Kardashians’ dad was a lawyer and businessman so must have contributed some intelligence to their genetic make up. I can understand that not all of them would want to follow in his footsteps and yet they all seem to have been raised to think that all they can be or need to be is pretty and famous. Did any of them go to university, as they should have been capable of looking at their father? I suspect that wouldn’t be out of laziness or vacuousness or lack of actual ability so much as having been raised to think that they are only good for looking pretty and creating drama

      • whiteroses

        I like to think that Kris Jenner massively screwed up somewhere along the way and since then has just been riding the gravy train.
        But what I genuinely believe actually happened? I think she was in the hospital, looking down at newborn Kim, and her mind started jumping 15,000 steps ahead. You can’t make the moves she’s made in the last few years without some premeditation. And looked at it that way, it’s actually really sad.

    • shaima

      Lovely. Kanye Kardashian. lol he might as well cut off his ba*** and wear them as earrings.

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      The story kind of makes no sense if only for the fact that Kanye was praising this family at the wedding. Not only that, but he also tried to get Kim a star on the Walk of Fame for doing reality tv. He seems to approve of it just fine.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        It strikes me as a situation where he’s okay with her being exactly how famous she is…but no famouser. I feel like he wants to control the narrative from now on.

    • http://twitter.com/MARvelous_inc L.M.S.

      Although it would be fun to see Kim & Kanye’s interaction on the new show; I do need more Kourtney in my life. Especially since media coverage of Khloe & Kim has worn me out over the past few months.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I actually love me some Kourtney.

    • Lisa Menaster

      The idea that E! would be afraid that Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons will be a ratings disaster without Kim is ridiculous because Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami did not feature Kim but still did well in the ratings.

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