If you like scaring yourself silly and finding new inspiration for your nightmares, then I highly recommend that you sit down right now and check out this video of Kate Gosselin fighting with her teenage daughter, Mady Gosselin. Or I should say “Kate Gosselin.” After watching this, I’m not entirely convinced that this whole “Kate Plus Eight special update” isn’t just a clever ad for Madame Tussauds. I’m not saying that Kate’s made of wax, but I’m also not saying that you should get her near any open flames. Girl’s got a face that looks like it belong in the window of a Yankee Candle store. But enough about her face (“face”) and more about her fight with Mady! Yeah, I know that’s why you clicked.
So as you and your DVR hopefully already know, Kate and the kids are returning to our TV for a TLC special about the sextuplets turning 10 on June 19th and June 26th. If you’re like me, and by that I mean older than 10, this news probably makes you feel very old. (Like older than the time someone said Hannah Montana was classic old school Disney.) While I’m sure the two-part special includes a lot of sextuplet focus, the clip is all about Mady. Who we know from recent interviews does NOT get along with Kate.
And look, I’ve met a teenager before. In fact, I was one myself several years ago. So I know they’re wretched little monsters made up of hormones and Clearasil and music that just gets them. But can you imagine being raised by Kate? The woman’s plotting against her own kids. Just listen to her reveal her maniacal plan to keep her kids under control. “I bought them iPads TO TAKE THEM AWAY. Cackle! Cackle! Cackle!” The woman is insane.
You know wanna exactly how insane? Enough that I can’t wait to watch this special! We can only hope Kate fights with each of her 8 children before it’s over. Also, trust me, I know I’m the worst.