Remember how Rob Kardashian skipped out on Kimye’s wedding, and we desperately scrambled to figure out why? Well, allegedly, it’s because of a nasty fight that happened between Rob and Kim Kardashian in Paris. And, because this is the Kardashians we’re talking about, of course said alleged argument had to do with how Rob is marring the family image and just being so fat all of the time.
According to Radar Online, the two allegedly exchanged a few choice words, some harsher than others. Like, way harsher.
“Kim and Rob haven’t been speaking to each other for months…she thinks he is lazy, and bringing down the family name because of his physical appearance. After arriving in Paris, Rob and Kim got into a very heated argument because she thought he was just moping around the hotel. She encouraged him to go out and sight see, which he declined to do. This made her extremely angry, and they exchanged words. During the course of the argument, Rob was accused by Kim of leaking negative stories about her to the press. That was the final straw for Rob, because that is something he would never do.”
So, let me see if I’ve got this right. Step one, cut off ties with your brother because you think he is a fat, lazy slob. Step two, become offended that he, then, doesn’t feel up to touring the city wearing an “I Heart Paris” t-shirt. Finally, step three, accuse him of “leaking” press stories about yourself and your family, the stars of a long-running reality TV show. Like, the kind of show where every solitary thing is filmed and later revealed to audiences. Okay, I think I’m all up to speed, now.
“So, he packed his bags, and left Paris before the wedding. He wanted nothing to do with it, and thought it was ridiculous that Kim’s third marriage was so over the top.”
Radar reports that Kim’s rep has denied that this argument took place and I hope, strictly for Rob’s emotional health, that it didn’t. But how are we otherwise going to explain his absence from the wedding, especially since he appeared to have every intention of attending it? And, more importantly, how is anyone expected to make it up to him that he missed Kim’s dress reportedly tearing just before the vows?!