Oh boy. And I thought Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s snub of the Kimye wedding (don’t worry, Queen Bey blessed their union via Instagram) was a big deal. Not even close. Rob Kardashian, sole male Kardashian and living, breathing punching bag of Kris Jenner when Khloe is unavailable, left Florence before his sister’s wedding was underway. He was reportedly crying in the Florence airport, trying to secure a flight home to L.A. No word yet on the status or whereabouts of his “personal trainer”, but I suspect this person is probably out of a job and combing nearby Italian villages, drowning his sorrows in pasta.
He supposedly skipped out on the elaborate, pre-wedding festivities too. TMZ is reporting that some “major family drama went down”, and I don’t know about you but I am dying to know what it was. Did Rob accidentally refer to Valentino as “Mr. Armani”? Did he eat all of the mini-quiche appetizers, leaving none for Oprah and Steadman? Did he shout something like “Oh yeah, Kim knows allllllll about this song!” when “Golddigger” started playing? Did he hot box an entire airbus full of guests en route to Florence, ala Justin and Jeremy Bieber?
The good thing about not knowing the answer to any of these questions right now is that the answer will most assuredly be presented to us during the 4-part miniseries Keeping Up With The Kardashians special sometime later this summer. (Oh, did you think there weren’t television cameras involved in this wedding? Bless your heart.)
Either way, something is going on with Rob Kardashian and I don’t know whether to roll my eyes over his blatant, public pouting or feel slightly concerned about the possibility he needs more help than his family is willing to give him.
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