Get to your nearest storm shelter becauseÂ Miley CyrusÂ has returned for service to herÂ Taylor Swift-dissing post. Long gone are the hours past where Miley would only slyly try to make you look bad. These days, she’s busting out the big guns and is not stopping at GO. Or, maybe she just really really dislikes Taylor and doesn’t want anyone to forget.
According to Hollywood Life, a source in OK! MagazineÂ revealed thatÂ Miley allegedly hates how mean Taylor is to other women. So she, in turn, whipped up some choice words of her own. Ya know, to balance things out. And, just likeÂ Kendall JennerÂ introducingÂ 5 Seconds of Summer, Miley couldn’t help but dragÂ Harry StylesÂ into things.
âShe thinks Taylor is stuck up and canât deal with how prissy she is. Miley canât stand girly girls. Sheâs telling everyone that Taylor is a âsexless, frigid ice princessâ who âboredâÂ Harry StylesÂ out of bed.”
Woooh, girl. There is a lot going on here that we need to talk about. Is it that you dislike Taylor because she’s snotty toward you, which is pretty justified? Or is it because she’s “girly” and doesn’t have (enough? any? what’s the criteria, here?) sex, neither of which have anything to do with you?Â The judges give you 10 points for including, what they’ll accept as, a subtle FrozenÂ reference. But this dig is so weirdly obsessed with her sex life that I don’t even know how to feel about it. Maybe just, like, don’t be friends with her if she freezes summer in Arendelle? I think you should just let it go, honestly.