Jennifer Lawrence’s latest schtick for late-night shows seems to be talking about things she did to embarrass herself in front of other celebrities while she was drunk. There was that time she tried to impress Jennifer Lopez into dancing with her, and then of course the time she got so drunk at Madonna’s Oscars after-party that she puked and Miley Cyrus judged her for it. Miley. Cyrus. The girl who lit up a joint on stage at an award show thought Jennifer Lawrence was a hot mess. If that happened to me, I’d probably never drink again.
J.Law told Seth Meyers all about it on last night’s show. If this story sounds familiar, it’s because a source from the show’s taping totally spoiled it by talking to Us Weekly. Ugh, isn’t it enough that we have to worry about spoilers for scripted series and dating shows? Now we have to be careful not to hear from audience members at late-night tapings? If you read that original story back at the end of April, people join me in being amazed at how far in advance this was taped. I have a hard enough time remembering that these interviews aren’t live, so knowing it was taped a month in advance really messes with me.
But back to the story. If you were amused reading an anonymous source’s account, just wait until you watch Jennifer Lawrence relay the information in her super-animated, fast-talking way. And then have your faith restored in anonymous sources, because this one actually told the truth. But don’t let that faith stay restored for too long, because anonymous sources are also the people who give us those stories about Jennifer Aniston being pregnant or heartbroken or hellbent on ruining Brangelina’s lives. But sometimes they get it right, especially when they know that a month later we’ll have video proof.