Cody Simpson woke up yesterday and did a curious thing, you guys — he put a NSFW picture of his bare butt on the internet. It wasn’t for Throwback Thursday or Flashback Friday or anything, it was just a…So What Sunday for whichever of his fans want to see his ass. (Spoiler alert: that’s all of them.)
It shows Cody bare-assed, facing out on a balcony overlooking a beach, presumably showing off his junk through the glass barrier to anyone who happened to be looking up thirty stories at exactly that moment, and it’s captioned:
“Free. throwback to Sunday morning on the coast after a big one. surfed out too. how bout that tan. taken by bae.”
[Note: we previous had Cody's photo here, exactly as he posted it, but after a commenter pointed out that Cody is only seventeen, we pulled it. It may be that it's within the law for us to have it up, but why risk it, right? If you really need to find it, I'm sure you can.]
The ‘bae’ in question here is his ex-girlfriend, Gigi Hadid, with whom he broke up earlier this month after almost a year of dating. Pretty weird photo to put up after the fact, especially because he uses a pet name for his ex-girlfriend, but whatever. I guess the weirder thing is that he wanted his two million Instagram followers and seven million Facebook followers to have a picture of his naked bum in their possession…but oh well! Regardless, Instagram and Facebook both pulled it for breaching their terms of contract, which prohibit nude or partially nude photos — whomp whomp.
looks like Instagram didn’t like my ass
— Cody Simpson (@CodySimpson) May 19, 2014
But even though you can’t glory in his naked rear on social media anymore, if you’d like to see his clothed front, you can do that during the Dancing With The Stars finale tomorrow, or by catching his acoustic tour, beginning next month in Europe.