Justin Bieber Has Graciously Agreed To Attend Ruin A High School Prom In Miami

Justin Bieber shirtless dancing grabbing his crotch GIFWell of all the things! According to reports, Justin Bieber is considering attending a high school prom in Miami with a student there. I’ll say that again — Justin Bieber is considering going to Miami to ruin a prom and taint the memories forever of a group of unsuspecting high schoolers. (Haha TAINT. I am twelve.)

The school in question is Miami Senior High School, which is attended by probably a lot of people, but most importantly in this instance, a young lass named Yovanna Ventura. She’s not a celebrity, but she’s not quite a normal either, given that she has over 272,000 followers at the time I’m writing this. It looks like she’s definitely over eighteen, and maybe a model? She has her contact info for booking on there, but it’s also a hotmail address, so who knows. NOT ME.

It’s not clear what her exact relationship to Justin is, but he posted a photo of the two of them together to his Instagram last week, which has Beliebers in quite the frenzy, unsurprisingly.

The prom is taking place next Friday, May 23rd, and according to a school official, Bieber has been ‘approved to attend’. It’s not been confirmed yet that he’ll definitely be there, but the principal and members of the school board all say they’ve been hearing rumors that he’ll be popping up.

Okay so call me a pessimist, but is there a way that this doesn’t end badly? Justin doesn’t exactly have the best track record being a decent human being even in situations that cater to his fame — do we really think he’ll suddenly pull it together when he’s surrounded by a bunch of non-famous teenagers in a gymnasium with streamers? Nah son.

I hope I’m wrong (and that all these celebrities who also hate him are too), and that he’ll be a total prince, I just have this terrible image of him riding in on an elephant and making a big pile of furniture in the center of the dance floor and setting it on fire when he gets bored.

(Image: Naughty But Nice Rob)

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    • Jenni

      It’s so weird to know in advance that an entire prom will be ruined.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I feel like I just gazed straight into the depths of a crystal ball.

    • fantasymother

      Even if he doesn’t show up the prom will be ruined, because everyone will be tense – waiting to see if he shows up – instead of focusing on their prom.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Everyone always looking over their shoulders, checking for disaster.

    • emilykwells2188

      Wow – her Instagram is ridiculous. Upon first impression, her and Justin seem like a match made in heaven.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Couldn’t agree more.

    • Jess

      This is my prom and I couldn’t possibly agree more with you, Alexis.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Ughhhh I’m so sorry! I’ll send you good thoughts, and make sure you bring Purell!

      • Nbl

        I have to know, what’s the general feelings about this at your school?

      • Jess

        Most people don’t want him there, others simply don’t care. The amount of people even remotely thrilled about his attendance is very small.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Do you think you could surreptitiously take some pictures and send them our way, if he does show up? I’d be so interested to see.

    • Nbl

      Is it too much to hope that someone drunkenly throws a high heel at him? I know advocating violence is wrong but it’s something I would have done at my prom (which if you read the “celebrities in teen movies” thread, you would know went just swimmingly for me).

    • tbt

      Not liking this idea of him going over to miami high Class of 14 prom

    • Sadeen

      I would love if Justin showed up to my prom it would pretty much be amazing and I know that my class would be thrilled he’s there as well so Yeahh Alexis I get you hate him but FYI u just lost a lot of people who read this blog stop because of your bitchiness and sluttiness

    • Doug

      A guy I know is going to that prom specifically just to see Bieber and take a pic he had to beg a girl from that school to go with him

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