Emma Watson Is Finally Getting Off Her Lazy Bum And Graduating College

Emma Watson Meow Bling Ring

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when I say lazy? Emma Watson, right? The girl is 24-years-old and she’s just graduating Brown this year. In case you’re not as on top of Hermione Granger as I am, you should know she’s two years late to graduation. I mean, I’ve heard of the five year plan, but six years? Jeez louise. What are you doing girl? One class a semester? Pray tell, what could she possibly be so busy with that she’s just graduating now?

And don’t say “acting” or “modeling” or “spokespersoning” or whatever it is that you were doing to say. I also acted, modeled and spokespersoned in college and I certainly managed to graduated on time. Sure it was on a much more local level, but still the same thing. Being an extra in a student film isn’t easy work. Nor is modeling your outfit options for your friends in your dorm room before you go out on a Friday. Nor is taking the time to write passionate and eloquent Facebook statues about issues you really care about. So yeah, the fact she’s been working on extracurriculars doesn’t work as an excuse for me. Or as Shania Twain would say in 1998, “that don’t impress me much.”

Especially since she knows magic. It’s like, hellooooooo, use your time-turner and get to your classes on time. Also, while you’re at it, major in something other than English Lit. Lord knows she’ll never get a job with that degree. At least one that pays her rent.

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    • TJ

      Her dad and you share the same opinion! In an interview she gave, Emma said that typically you graduate in 3 years in the UK so her dad has been like, “What is going on??? WHEN are you graduating?”

    • Des

      It was actually Shania Twain who said “that don’t impress me much”

      • Jenni

        Ahh that’s what I meant to type!

    • bpolin

      Dying.. mostly because the author compared themselves to Emma Watson’s career as being able to ~juggle the same things~ as her. But really…jealousy does not look good on you.
      Glad you got an article out of it though and some Emma Watson search redirects!

      • Nbl

        You don’t understand sarcasm do you?

      • emilykwells2188

        Sar*casm (noun): a sharply ironical taunt.
        See also: irony

      • Jenni

        Shall I call you a doctor, or is too late for that?

      • bpolin

        Comments on comments.
        Sarcasm on sarcasm.
        This is why I haven’t commented on anything on the internet since Goblet of Fire was in theatres.

      • Jenni

        Did we have the internet back then?

      • Nbl

        No we got into arguments with strangers and shared cat pictures through owls. :)

      • http://gabrielle2lastnames.tumblr.com/ Gabrielle Hanson-Moore

        You’re a damn idiot, aren’t you? I have no response for this comment other than the fact that I’m just gonna take a shot out in the dark and guess that you learned your grammar from a monkey.

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