In news that has people all over the world going “What the hell took him so long?”, Justin Bieber is reportedly being investigated by the LAPD in an attempted robbery. But before images of Justin Bieber clad in all black breaking into someone’s house start dancing through your head, you should know that didn’t happen. According to TMZ, a San Fernando Valley woman claims Bieber took her cell phone at a mini golf and batting cage complex Monday night.
Bieber and his entourage apparently “got into an altercation with some guys at the batting cage” at Sherman Oaks Castle Park when Bieber saw the woman go for her phone to take photos. Then this allegedly happened:
“She says Justin demanded to see her phone so he could erase any photos. She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it.
The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back. She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn’t accomplish his mission because the phone was locked.”
The woman claims that Bieber gave the phone back and told her to unlock it and prove she hadn’t taken pictures, which she did. When she said she and her daughter wanted to say hello, Justin allegedly screamed, “You’re humiliating yourself in front of your daughter. Why don’t you just get out of here,” which made the woman’s daughter cry. Apparently an arrest has not been made, and detectives have yet to interview Bieber about the situation, although they spoke to the woman on Tuesday.
Looks like Bieber can finally check this off his “Stuff I Wanna Get In Trouble For” list. I’m assuming he has one of those, probably scribbled in crayon somewhere. If the police get around to talking to him about this, they should probably watch that infamous deposition video to prepare themselves for the amount of douchebaggery headed their way. Godspeed, police, godspeed.