• Tue, May 13 - 12:28 pm ET

The First Photo Of Baby Hazel Krasinski Will Make Your Ovaries Grow Three Sizes

Hope you saved room for dessert today. Because after seeing this photo of Hazel Krasinski, you’re going to want to eat her right up. Onesie and all. Just kidding. Do you know how many calories are in a onesie? The summer is days away and my bikini body is about 15 articles in Self away from being ready. So for today, I’ll just eat the baby. Dressing on the side.

Even though Emily Blunt gave birth to baby Hazel many, many moons ago, this is the first time we’re getting a glimpse at her. While we assumed that genetics would have its way with Hazel and make her cute, we didn’t know she would be this cute. If she’s this adorbs now, just wait until she starts speaking in a British accent and making a Jim Halpert face. I’m already jealous of how many more likes on photos she’ll get than me. In fact, she’s already beating me. The last time I posted a photo of myself with a pacifier, I got no likes and just a lot of concerned messages.

What makes this photo even more precious is that John Krasinski shared it on Twitter for us to gawk at all day long. So you don’t have to worry about feeling guilty about staring. No paps made money off of this baby. In fact, John makes it clear that was his goal with his tweet. No one uses the hashtag #NoKidsPolicy if they’re not making a statement. Well,  it’s either that, or John’s trying to get Hazel a play date with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard’s daughter, Lincoln. Either way, enjoy!

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  • Vera

    *awwws for 15 minutes straight*

  • Alexis Rhiannon

    So solemn!

  • Elizabeth Aspen

    Put whiskers and a tail on that thing and my ovaries will grow. All babies look the same, nothing special about any of them.

    • J_Doe5686

      Same here! They’re cute and all but…

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  • Lindsey Conklin

    She’s so precious!!! OMG.

  • J_Doe5686

    Maybe from another angle. I know I sound cold but I think babies gets cuter with age.

    • Jenni

      Should we put in a request. Maybe better lighting? Different filter?

    • J_Doe5686

      I was joking. But I really think that babies start looking cuter when they are a bit older. When they start showing their personalities through facial expressions and stuff. #nofilter

    • Jenni

      Also joking!

    • J_Doe5686

      I’m sorry. I’m sick with the flu and I feel like a zombie. And the worst of all is . . . I don’t get jokes. . . I need a little moment.

    • Jenni

      I’ve been there! I think 99.9% of what I wrote that week was uber serious and sad and wah wahhhhh.

  • K2

    Not feeling it.. I’m sure she’s cute but I’m not really a baby person.. and I have seen cuter. ;) I go mental over kittens and cats, though.

  • Music Mamma

    I feel like she’s giving us the same look her father did when Dwight or Michael did something crazy on The Office…

  • Andy

    I think she is adorable

  • Rana

    She is beyond adorbs. Look at that little mouth <3 GOD I love me some babies.

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    She’s really so pretty and May God blessing her always. Daughter are really gift of God. I have also a sweet babay !
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