Miley Cyrus Makes A Date Rape Joke, Should Probably Take A Break From Talking

Miley Cyrus tongue out

In news that’s currently causing palms everywhere to become better acquainted with their masters’ faces, Miley Cyrus performed at a club called G-A-Y (Do they need to spell it out for you?) in London Friday night, and she gave a speech about being gay that somehow led to a date rape joke. This was also a show where she licked a giant inflatable penis, so she was really on a roll. And you know how it is. One second you’re dedicating a show to your friend’s 23rd birthday and the next second you’re promoting the use of roofies. Classic segue.

Here’s how it went down. Miley wished her friend a happy birthday, and even though he’s straight, since she was at a gay club she must have figured homosexuality was a required topic of conversation… as was drugging people to have sex with them, apparently:

“He’s straight but I said that for years too, and finally it gets easier. You know, everyone’s a little bit gay. Some of us just a little bit more than others. You know, it’s the truth. Everyone’s gay. All it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”

First of all, Miley, Honey Boo Boo made that “Everybody’s a little gay” comment before it was cool, so don’t even try. Second of all, who what where when why did this conversation turn to roofies? And what world do you live in where that’s a fun thing to joke about? Leave it to Miley to lure you into thinking she’s got an okay-to-decent head on her shoulders only to then witness her become Nearly Headless Miley before your eyes.

Instead of continuing to use her tongue to taste her foot, I’d rather Miley use it for things like singing. Or even sticking it out for no reason or licking giant inflatable penises, if that’s what floats her boat. But she definitely needs to take a break from using that tongue for talking. Unless she can find a company that installs human filters.

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    • Myndee

      I think she means she’s going to have to start drugging people and dragging them to her show. Girl is ridiculous, and needs some kind of Disney Star Intervention. They should really turn that into a reality show by the way….

      • Jill O’Rourke

        They’d definitely have a lot of cast members to choose from.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Jill! Nearly Headless Miley! You made a Harry Potter joke!

      • Jill O’Rourke

        I’m learning!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I’m so proud.

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I hope this is the end of this little turd.

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    • Nobody important

      She’s just asking to be treated like an object, hopefully this type of behaviour isn’t inspiring to these young girls