Have you ever noticed how obsessed Hollywood is with high school prom? Seriously, I dare you to name a teenage movie that doesnâ€™t at one point or another focus on prom or some other major dance. Okay, okay, I donâ€™t dare you, because of course thereâ€™s exceptions to every rule. But more often than not, prom wiggles its way into our teen movie plot lines.
The funny thing about Hollywoodâ€™s obsession with prom, is that the dance is almost always portrayed in a way thatâ€™s nothing like real people prom.
I know pretty much every young actor and actress is home schooled, so itâ€™s not really their fault that they donâ€™t know how prom works; usually, they donâ€™t get to go. But come on, the actors arenâ€™t the ones write the scripts. Did every Hollywood writer also not get to go to their prom? Because either their memories of high school prom are drastically different than my own, or theyâ€™re just a big old bunch of crazies making things up as they go.
For starters, thereâ€™s the fact that in Hollywood, everyone always gets asked to prom in a super-romantic way. In 10 Things I Hate About You, even Julia Stilesâ€™s not very important friend whose name I canâ€™t remember/probably never knew gets a poem and dress with her prom invite. Sure, some kids did decorate cars to ask each other to prom at my schoolâ€”and really, whatâ€™s more romantic than getting into an accident on the way home from school because someoneâ€™s painted â€śWill U Go To Prom With Me?â€ť on your back windshieldâ€”but no big romantic gestures.
Then thereâ€™s the part where you actually get to the dance. In Hollywood, pretty much everyone dances at prom. And I donâ€™t just mean grinding on each other like awkward teenagers who donâ€™t know how to do anything else. I mean like real, coordinated dancing! Remember Grease (okay, maybe thatâ€™s a bad example) and Sheâ€™s All That? Did anyone else have an epic dance scene where everyone knew all the moves at their prom, because at good old Roosevelt High School, that was definitely not a thing.
But perhaps that most inaccurate notion about prom in Hollywood is that itâ€™s a place where lives magically change. Like in Mean Girls, when itâ€™s at the big high school dance where Lindsay Lohan not only gets the guy who recently called her out for being a total Regina George but also makes peace with the entire student body. Or in Never Been Kissed when Drew Barrymore uses prom as the perfect time to reveal sheâ€™s not really a student, but actually an under-cover reporter, and BTW, thereâ€™s a big world out there that has nothing to do with high school. Letâ€™s be real, social hierarchies donâ€™t change at prom.
Donâ€™t get me wrong, I had an awesome time at my prom. But I didnâ€™t really have any big life epiphanies. Or choreographed dances. Or a super romantic invite. So, either my life sucks, or we can just add prom to the very long list of things Hollywood lies to us about.