Adam Levine Finally Goes Full Douche And Dyes His Hair Platinum Blond

Adam Levine

I know you’ve likely been staring at Adam Levine recently and thinking, “Wow, I already think this guy’s a total douche, but he could use a little something extra to really make it official. What could it be?” If his recent half-shaved style wasn’t enough to drive the douche point home, take solace in the fact that he has now dyed his hair platinum blond. So now when you look at him there will be absolutely no question that yes, this man is a total and complete douchebag.

Adam posted a photo of the new look on Twitter over the weekend, posing for a brooding selfie next to his fiancee Behati Prinsloo, as if her model status gives him some sort of street cred and makes this look acceptable. He also mysteriously captioned it, “Apocalypse prep course complete.” Is he referring to the fact that the apocalypse is no doubt on the horizon now that he’s managed to out-douche himself? Us Weekly speculates it could be for a movie role.

And don’t you dare feel guilty for insulting this new look. First of all, it looks terrible so your insults are totally justified. But Adam also wants you to know that he’s flattered by your disgust:

Hey Adam, Miley Cyrus, Niall Horan, every punk guy from the ’80s, etc., called, and they want their hair back. And yes, I know you’re having the last laugh because you’re engaged to a Victoria’s Secret model and you’re on a TV show and you have lots of money and a hypocrisy-scented celebrity fragrance. But making fun of douchey celebrity hairstyles is all I have.

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    • Alexis Rhiannon

      For as much as I think I don’t like it, I also can’t stop looking at it, so I have no idea what’s real anymore.

    • guest

      As much as I think Adam is ridiculous, I love the Voice and when the coaches banter. Even Adam. I wonder if he will still be blonde for tonight’s show?? Blake will have a field day!!! Blake’s the best anyway.

    • Guest

      Can someone help me understand why his dying his hair is a douchey move?

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Did the picture not do that already?

    • NOLIKEO

      Desperate for attention. He’s no longer cool and it bothers him. He looks like an old man.

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