Look At This Photo Of Olivia Wilde And Explain How There Was A Baby In There Last Week

Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis Ms Foundation Women of Vision Gala May 2014

Olivia Wilde gave birth to a baby boy named Otis just over a week ago. And yet, based on this new photo of her and husband-to-be Jason Sudeikis on the red carpet at the Ms. Foundation Women of Vision Gala in New York City last night, I’m starting to suspect we time traveled a year into the future. Either that or I hallucinated that entire “Olivia Wilde is pregnant” thing, as well as the whole “Olivia Wilde has a baby now” thing. Because holy cannoli, there was a baby in there?! Last week?!

First of all, the idea of giving birth to a living person and then posing for photographs at a nice event the next week is like my worst nightmare. I’ve never given birth, but I think I’d be a sweaty, messy, exhausted shell of a human for quite some time afterward. Yet there Olivia is, looking like she ate rays of sunshine for breakfast with a glass of rainbows to wash it down. E! Online says she “glows,” and that really is the only appropriate verb for what she’s doing in that photo up there.

Not only that, but that post-baby-body looks more like a “Baby? What baby? I never had a baby, you’re imagining that” body. I know that not having a baby in your belly anymore tends to make a big difference in terms of flatness, but damnnnn (all those extra ns were completely necessary, yes). Lookin’ good, girlfriend. I think even little baby Otis is staring at this photo on his baby computer (which I’m just assuming all infants have these days — it’s the 21st century, after all) and wondering how this happened: “Do I even exist?”

And on another, unrelated note, can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that Jason and Olivia are practically wearing matching jackets? Ugh, these two hotties. Honestly, how rude.

(Photo: Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for Ms. Foundation For Women)

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    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Is she even wearing makeup? I hate her.

    • mich_nicole

      she def does not even have the “baby face” that you get during the last month or so, and continues to be present until at least a month after birth… I would know this!

    • nswillis

      Maybe she hired someone else to secretly carry and deliver the baby for them and wore a fake preg-tummy under her clothing …how else can you explain how mega rich celebs like this, Hallie Berry comes to mind…can somehow remain slender and glowing all during and right after their pregnancies. With the obscene amount of money super celebs make and lavish on themselves – best of everything every day – have access to things we can’t imagine. who even during and right after pregnancy appear to remain super thin and glowingly, so relaxed, happy and self-satisfied – their beautiful thin faces don’t stretch out and puff -boobs don’t sag – its money that makes that happen. This couple looks like they just returned from a long, luxurious stay at a super exclusive spa where they enjoyed sipping ridiculously expensive champagne while admiring themselves for hours – so pleased with what they see in the mirror. That is their life most of the time – they live like pampered and protected little children that get everything they want whenever they want it – you and I would also look amazing if we were living such pampered and self indulgent lives!

    • nswillis

      Or, they might be part of the intermingling of an alien race on planet Earth that creates a super human looking race that can remain ultra thin, wrinkle free, always glowing, best features with big wide eyes, tiny noses and huge lips….puffiness in all the right places…Angelina Jolie comes to mind….but then again, I remember seeing her in a movie decades ago when she did not look this good – was chubby, did not have huge lips and eyes…guess if you are rich enough you can afford to appear to be flawless.

    • emky

      HE looks as bad as someone who gave birth recently while she looks like she just got back from the Seychelles

    • Eileen

      To be fair, her boobs are bigger and that’s a loose-fitting top. I was at a friend’s baby shower a few months ago, and even though she was eight months pregnant, perfectly healthy, and not a professional attractive person, her butt and thighs and arms were all normal-thin-person…she looked like she had a beach ball under her shirt. It happens.