Would you believe me if I told you that Jennifer Lawrence was allegedly so wasted at Madonna’s Oscars after party that she puked all over the place and had to be told by Miley Cyrus, of all people, to settle down? Because, according to an audience member at J. Law’s Late Night With Seth Meyers taping, you totally should. Plus, only an evil troll person would ever purposely mislead you about a celebrity puking story as glorious as this and troll person I am (usually) not.
The audience member, who presumably jumped right out of their seat at the TV studio and into the arms of Us Weekly, told the magazine all about the vom-com. (I’ll be here all week, folks.)
“Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!’”
I am in a pop culture tizzy right now. First, I just want to thank this kind, show-spoiling audience member. Without them, we would’ve had to have waited until May 21 for this anecdote. Ew, am I right?
But second, and most importantly, what is this combination of people? Is Hollywood this way normally, or only on big family holidays like Thanksgiving and Oscars? Or do you mean to tell me that, like Santa, Miley allegedly being grossed out by Jennifer “Queen of the Charming Anecdote” Lawrence only comes once a year? Because that’s a real shame, honestly. We deserve to hear about unlikely celebrities mom-ing other celebrities when they’ve maybe had too much to drink all of the time. Get on that when you get the chance, Hollywood.