J.Law Got So Wasted Post-Oscars That Miley Cyrus, Of All People, Told Her She Was A Hot Mess

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Would you believe me if I told you that Jennifer Lawrence was allegedly so wasted at Madonna’s Oscars after party that she puked all over the place and had to be told by Miley Cyrus, of all people, to settle down? Because, according to an audience member at J. Law’s Late Night With Seth Meyers taping, you totally should. Plus, only an evil troll person would ever purposely mislead you about a celebrity puking story as glorious as this and troll person I am (usually) not.

The audience member, who presumably jumped right out of their seat at the TV studio and into the arms of Us Weekly, told the magazine all about the vom-com. (I’ll be here all week, folks.)

“Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!’”

I am in a pop culture tizzy right now. First, I just want to thank this kind, show-spoiling audience member. Without them, we would’ve had to have waited until May 21 for this anecdote. Ew, am I right?

But second, and most importantly, what is this combination of people? Is Hollywood this way normally, or only on big family holidays like Thanksgiving and Oscars? Or do you mean to tell me that, like Santa, Miley allegedly being grossed out by Jennifer “Queen of the Charming Anecdote” Lawrence only comes once a year? Because that’s a real shame, honestly. We deserve to hear about unlikely celebrities mom-ing other celebrities when they’ve maybe had too much to drink all of the time. Get on that when you get the chance, Hollywood.

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    • psb

      lol us weekly. I’ll wait to watch the episode to see what she said.

      • Olivia Wilson

        We shall.

    • psb

      lol us weekly. I’ll wait to watch the episode to see what she said.

    • vikw

      lol like Miley has ANY room to tell anyone to get it together?!?

      • Antara Chowdhury

        We don’t know how she said it; it could’ve been in a joking way, not in a serious “you’re gross and you need to get it together” kind of way.

      • Mary Devlin Millar

        Exactly, so this story is either exaggerated or it’s possible that it didn’t even happen.

      • Olivia Wilson

        That’s the way I took it!

    • dan

      Been there done that. Big deal.

      • M_G

        ….you’ve puked your brains out at an Oscar Party hosted by Madonna? You lead a far more interesting life than I.

      • Olivia Wilson

        Ditto.

    • Mary Devlin Millar

      A random audience member?. A random audience member who just happens to have access to US Weekly’s gossip hotline (I’m assuming there is a US Weekly gossip hotline, right?) So, this apparently happened and no one who actually attended the taping bothered to tweet about it (LOL!). Oh, and it was Miley Cyrus who just happened to be walking by???. Umm…I think I’ll choose to believe that this when I see it. Even then I’m not going to be clutching my sylish but affordable pearls.

      • Olivia Wilson

        It sort of feels like the audience member wasn’t supposed to tell people this. And it’s also a weird thing to lie about, considering the interview will be aired fairly soon. But still, you make a good point.

      • MCR

        Please leave comments sparingly. If your brand of rational skepticism started to spread, it could put the entire gossip industry out of business.

    • happy1ga

      “Miley Cyrus, of all people.” Why? Can you point me to the other awards’s shows, after parties, balls, galas, show performances, fundraisers, charity events, concerts, etc. where Miley was in attendance and was drunk/drugged up in some messy way?

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