Last night Diane Keaton stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and it was… interesting. As you may or may not be aware, “interesting” is a word people use sometimes when they want to be polite but actually mean “OMG WTF was up with Diane Keaton last night?” To say she’s weird would be an understatement. How did no one notice she was missing from her house/cage/padded cell for so long? I mean, she had time to play a game of beer pong (or rather, “red wine with ice pong”) without anyone rushing into the studio to tackle her and put her leash on.
First of all, she really is not giving up this Annie Hall look. Every time I see her it looks like she’s cosplaying at a Woody Allen convention. Then she begs Jimmy to let her drink the wine before they start the game, prompting him to call her a “crazy wino.” I don’t want to make any unfair assumptions, but I’m willing to bet Diane was testing out the game supplies before the cameras started rolling. She might have even had her own personal game supplies, if you know what I mean. Oh, she also insists on removing her shoes, because this manic pixie dream girl thing is not going away.
What ensues can only be described as madness. She doesn’t understand how the game works and assumes it’s a game of catch where you get rewarded with a celebratory wip sip. And by sip, I mean downing the entire cup. I’m just gonna spoil the whole video for you and reveal that no actual beer pong gets played. There’s just a lot of ball-throwing and giggling and running around. Also, Diane will not stop declaring “I win!” after everything that happens. Where is her wrangler?