After Years Of Close Calls, Rihanna Finally Posts A Full Nip Photo To Twitter (NSFW)

I feel like all her years of being on social media have been leading up to this moment, and at long last, it’s finally here – Rihanna has posted a full nipple photo to Twitter. (Angels sing, stars dance, lions link hands with little lambs and go skipping off into the sunset together.)

We all knew it was only a matter of time before her entire breasts graced our eyeholes, but there were times when our confidence flagged. Times when she put up photos of herself wearing a hand bra or not facing the camera or in silhouette when we almost lost hope that we’d ever get to first-and-a-half base with her. (That’s where you get to see the full boobs but you don’t get to touch them. I also just invented it.) 

But for all you true blue believers out there, your faith is being rewarded with an embarrassment of riches, because Rihanna finally bared it all on a recent shoot with Mario Sorrenti for Lui Magazine.

I hadn’t heard of them before, but apparently they’re the Playboy of France, and since Europe is way more progressive than us as far as nudity is concerned, they have a shot of Rihanna with absolutely no shirt on right on the cover. And I’m not talking obstructed view or anything. These are prime seats where you can make eye contact with the little buddies, in case that’s your thing.

And speaking of ‘your things’, if bare social media mammaries don’t figure into that list, I can also offer you a spectacularly tan-lined bare butt and just the barest glimpse of a vagina region. There are really a ton of NSFW looks that this magazine spread (no pun intended, okay a little intended) can offer you, so enjoy.

Just don’t enjoy them on Instagram, because the photos apparently break that site’s code of conduct and Rihanna had to pull them and post them on Twitter instead. As you can see, they’re just that risque.

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