In news that no one ever saw coming, George Clooney reportedly got engaged to his new girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin. In related news, Stacy Keibler’s currently running around yelling “are you freaking kidding me? Like, seriously! SERIOUSLY!”
People spoke to a source who seemed to know only slightly more that you did about this when you woke up this morning.
”George and Amal are trying to keep things very low-key but they also aren’t really trying to hide this, it doesn’t seem. I think it’s like they want the people they love to know that this is real, that they plan on being together forever.”
While most Hollywood couples tend to play fast and loose with the word “forever,” we’re super excited for the happy couple. And we’re even more excited for Amal’s lawyer. How he/she managed to work “wife” into Clooney’s alleged girlfriend contract, we’ll never know — but we are impressed. Also, hate to end this on a dour note, but we must offer our condolences to Stacy Keibler, she got so very close to being the one who settled him down!