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George Clooney Is Engaged, So Keep An Eye Out For Flying Pigs Tonight

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In news that no one ever saw coming, George Clooney reportedly got engaged to his new girlfriend, Amal Alamuddin. In related news, Stacy Keibler’s currently running around yelling “are you freaking kidding me? Like, seriously! SERIOUSLY!”

People spoke to a source who seemed to know only slightly more that you did about this when you woke up this morning.

 ”George and Amal are trying to keep things very low-key but they also aren’t really trying to hide this, it doesn’t seem. I think it’s like they want the people they love to know that this is real, that they plan on being together forever.”

While most Hollywood couples tend to play fast and loose with the word “forever,” we’re super excited for the happy couple. And we’re even more excited for Amal’s lawyer. How he/she managed to work “wife” into Clooney’s alleged girlfriend contract, we’ll never know — but we are impressed. Also, hate to end this on a dour note, but we must offer our condolences to Stacy Keibler, she got so very close to being the one who settled him down!

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  • carrie thompson

    Amal is a lawyer- she’s actually really different from his usual type. I have no idea if they are actually engaged, but she’s pretty professionally accomplished. She specializes in international law and human rights law.
    If it is true, it unfortunately ties into that wonderfully misogynistic old chestnut that, “there are girls a man will sleep with, and women a man will marry.”

  • J_Doe5686

    I thought that would never happen. I mean, I really thought he was waiting for me.

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  • MarvisSanderson

    Now he is engaged with Amal Alamuddin.

  • Katie Kat

    It’s funny to me that as I read this, I’m watching John Slattery during a scene of “Mad Men”– the man who has been married for a long time to Clooney’s only wife ever, Talia Balsam. I always wondered what made Clooney against remarriage after her. He did say “never again,” but if this engagement is true, never say never.

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