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We Need To Stick Together To Get Through The Breakup Of Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift Selena Gomez Singing AudienceSelena Gomez and Taylor Swift aren’t BFFs anymore and I know this because Selena unfollowed Taylor on Instagram yesterday. Take a moment to process this tragedy and remember to secure your mask before trying to assist others. Everything will be okay, provided that we can make it through the storm with our emotions intact. And the only way that we can do that is by dabbing the tears of and being a shoulder to lean on for our fellow pop culture addicts.

So far, I know two things to be (probably) true. The first is that Selena’s friendship —or at least InstaBFFship™— with Taylor is donezo. I’m practically weeping over the thought that there may be no more tea-with-Demi Facetime photos for me to live vicariously through. And the second thing is that Selena is now officially the proud owner of the most boring Instagram feed of all time. Now that she’s unfollowed Taylor and Kendall and Kylie Jenner, the lady follows exactly zero people! No one knows why in the world Selena is dropping everyone close to her like they’re: 1) a bad habit, 2) flies, or 3) hot. But I feel inclined to blame Justin Bieber out of habit. Him, or her new adopted momager, Kris Jenner. But whoever is to blame, this all just makes me more wary of the downward spiral that could be juuust on the horizon for her.

I’m just going to come right out and say that this one is Selena’s loss. If you’re missing the daily arts and crafts, culinary adventures, and Meredith the Cat cameos that happen on Taylor’s Instagram, you are truly missing out on happiness. That’s right, I’m taking Taylor’s side in this breakup, so Selena should expect me over at her place any day now to help gather Taylor’s Ex Boyfriend Burn Book and old guitars. Have fun looking at your own selfies on your newsfeed, Selena, and have fun NOT getting the most badass bridal shower presents ever when you inevitably marry Bieber.

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  • Jon

    Assuming this isn’t a PR stunt; it looks like Sel is going through a lot of issues that she is trying to deal with by partying, going to music festivals, hanging out with questionable company (Bieber, Jenners), and god knows what else. What with her recent rehab stint, firing her parents, and cutting ties with Taylor; it’s become increasingly obvious this chick needs serious help. And that’s such a shame because she seemed like a genuinely cool chick not too long ago.

    • Olivia Wilson

      Yeah. Any one of those things probably wouldn’t have raised any eyebrows, but ALL of them is more than concerning.

  • avalon

    You do realize Selena never followed Taylor on instagram to begin with. So how could she un follow Taylor? They still follow each other on twitter. Any conclusion about the status of Taylor & Selena friendship is pure speculation based on gossip that originated at oh so reliable Hollywood Lies gossip site

    • Olivia Wilson

      You’re right, it is speculation based on gossip, as I don’t know either of them personally.

  • guest

    this hurts. i love selena but that “love” is becoming “loved” very quickly. she needs taylor more than anyone because taylor is the only one who genuinely seemed to care. All her other friends seem to come and go (with the exception of Demi). Bieber 2.0 is bound to happen

    • Olivia Wilson

      I agree. I hope not, but I agree.

  • Isabelle

    Even though I assume this article is in jest, I find it very strange that there are people that keep track of such petty, unimportant things

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      They’re called entertainment bloggers! Welcome!

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  • come on now

    Selena actually never followed Taylor on Instagram. And the blame Bieber thing is SO played out. With the exception of the Japan snafu, which I think was an honest mistake cause I don’t think it was done with ill will – and he acknowledged the mistake and apoligized – he’s been much more low key and staying out of trouble lately. People really need to stop acting like he’s going to ruin Selena’s life, or like he can’t get his back on track. He lived a really rebellious and reckless year+ in front of the world, and seems like he’s trying to tone it down and get it together. And if they want to be together so be it. I know this is gossip blogging, but you guys are just silly at this point.

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