Lindsay Lohan Is Denying Doing That Kode Interview, But They’re Standing Their Ground

Remember that Lindsay Lohan interview I wrote about yesterday? The one for Kode Magazine that claimed she admitted to sleeping with a married man, insulted Barbara Walters, and — oh yeah! – was drinking vodka on the rocks throughout. That interview. Well I think I may have just gotten to the bottom of it.

I was suspicious as soon as I read it that someone was misrepresenting themselves big time, and my assumption was Kode, since I’d never heard of them before in my life. And you know who agrees with that assessment? Lindsay’s rep, who issued the following statement to E! yesterday:

“We have no comprehension on why a journalist would fabricate this content and distribute it in such an irresponsible way. Lindsay never spoke to any journalist at Kode. The interview was completed via email.”

Yeah, I have no comprehension on why a journalist would do that either. So maybe they…didn’t? It’s just a theory, but hear me out. Here’s what the magazine’s editor-in-chief, a man named Allan Troy Watson, had to say in his statement:

“I have sworn testimonies that it took place that back up everything.”

A statement echoed by his executive editor, Jacob Simon, who adds:

“Yes, the interview took place and everything stated in the article is fact and came directly from Lohan herself. And we have photos chronicling the writer and Lindsay’s numerous times together.”

It seems pretty clear that someone is lying, right? But that doesn’t make sense, because the magazine would have nothing to gain from completely fabricating an interview that they’re going to have to retract anyway. So I dug a little deeper into Allan Troy Watson, and I think I may have solved the mystery.

On his personal Instagram account, he has a ton of photos of Lindsay. Pictures of her at Coachella, of her dressing room at The Ellen Show, candids, mirror selfies, television appearances, and the list goes on. Not photos that an interviewer or even a fan would have — photos that look like they could only have been taken by a friend close to LiLo.

But they only go back about a month, so here’s my theory. I could be wrong, but it’s the only explanation I can think of where everyone’s telling the truth. Or a version of it, at least.

If Lindsay and Allan Troy Watson stayed in contact after her cover shoot — which definitely took place because there are numerous photos and videos that prove it — maybe they formed a friendship. We know from Instagram that he was accompanying her to appearances and even styling her, much of the time, so there’s a possibility that she let her guard down in front of him and shared information that she believed to be off-the-record.

There’s probably no reason that Lindsay would’ve through to ask Allan whether her casual comments would be included in the magazine’s interview, because, as her rep claims, she believed she’d already answered all the official questions via email.

But it would explain the conversational tone to the quotes, the revealing details they contain, and Allan’s assertion that he has witnesses to the conversation. In my mind, these quotes could have come from an evening with friends, everyone sitting around drinking and sharing stories, with no idea they’d end up in a magazine.

It’s just a theory, but wouldn’t it kind of explain everything I’ve already said so far? It’d be a way that Lindsay could be quoted for saying those things without actually ever giving a verbal interview. And it would explain even more, like when the interviewer wrote, “The last time I saw Lindsay would be as she made her way into the second day of the Coachella festival with a vodka filled Evian bottle.” Well the photo above is from Allan’s personal Instagram, and his caption is:

#Coachella Night 1#LindsayLohan #StyledByMe #TroyChicksBang Vest/ @saintlaurentusaofficial Shirt/ @bellenbrand Shorts/ @gypsyjunkies Shoes/ @schutzoficial @lindsaylohan

So if she was carrying a water bottle filled with vodka around, he’d certainly be in a position to know. And simultaneously in a position where she likely wouldn’t mind telling him. I have no idea if any of this is accurate, but it’s the only situation I can think of that makes anything close to sense.

Tinker Tailor Stylist Spy, amirite???

Share This Post:
    • Olivia Wilson

      If that’s true, I couldn’t feel any worse for Lindsay. Everyone is just betraying her trust left and right.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Doesn’t it seem like I could be right???

      • Olivia Wilson

        Oh, totally.

      • Brittany Pinetti

        I completely agree. Sad that she trusted the wrong person and also sad she is already back to drinking. Even she said this was her last chance and yet here she is again.

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        But she’s allowing them to.

    • Misenhammer

      Yes. Yes, this seems totally likely AND so sad.

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      My personal opinion is that the first photo of Lindsay actually looks photo-shopped. But this is Lindsay’s problem – she makes friends with low-lifes and hangers-on. I remember her saying once that she can’t stand to be alone for just one minute, so she apparently just clings to people. She needs to make better choices about the people in her life, starting with her rotten parents. She just never seems to learn her lessons well.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        It’s tough when these behaviors get ingrained so early.

    • Kaitlin Reilly

      That makes a ton of sense! How sad is that though? Ugh, what a loser. Sure, Lindsay shouldn’t have been drinking (if that part is true) but to betray someone’s trust like that is not okay, celebrity or not.

    • carrie thompson

      I think this is totally correct- I read the interview scans at Just Jared, and besides the scandalous content, the article is REALLY poorly written: spelling errors, syntax errors, vocabulary errors. Whoever wrote that thing is not a professional writer, which made me think that it was a “friend” who sold her out and sold the article to this magazine. Lindsay has shown on her Oprah show and tv interviews that she knows the right thing to say- she hit all of the right talking points whenever she gave an interview, and then her actions completely belied her words. She wouldn’t have said all of this to an actual reporter during an actual interview. She totally would have said this to someone she thought was a friend.
      HOWEVER, what I couldn’t figure out is why a magazine, even a brand new one that is most likely not going to have a second issue, would take the legal risk to buy/publish an article if they couldn’t be absolutely sure that the source was legit. And why they didn’t edit it better once they bought it. But if the editor-in-chief (and only staff member? That website is pretty bare) is actually the writer, it all fits perfectly.
      I think this conspiracy is even better than the fake Jonas baby one!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Thank youuuuu! They’re calling it their first issue, and I’m kind of assuming it’ll be their last. And also that it’ll be hard for that Allan guy to find work as a celebrity stylist moving forward.

      • #TheKurator

        I’m already working with REAL stars, who can actually afford me… Lol…

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Shaaaaaaade! Is this Allan?

    • kgkadshg

      ☆ Most cost-effective website, factory direct delivery, all kinds of luxury brands, safe and efficient http://WWW.SOGARED..COM i página web. Mi sitio web es: tienen marcas: Nike, Adidas, Puma, Gucci, LouisVuitton, Armani, Burberry, Moncler, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Dolce & Gabbana, Hugo Boss, Abercrombie & Fitch, CalvinKlein, Dsquared2, Yves Saint Laurent, Tommy Hilfiger sitio:
      ◥◤◥◤◥◤◥◤ We are not the usual Chinese wholesalers

    • TheKurator

      APPLAUSE!!! Now ask Lindsay what she could have possibly done to make someone otherwise trustworthy betray her… She’s a manipulative and conniving person who mistreats the people around her and expects them not to retaliate… And trust Kode will be around for a while booking REAL stars, you know why… Because no one respectable cares diddly fuck about her because of the way she treats people…

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Interested in doing an interview with us and letting us know what really happened?

    • Pingback: Lindsay Lohan Wants J.K. Rowling To Write Her Memoirs, Should Start Practicing The Imperius Curse Now - Crushable()