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Jon Hamm Calling Justin Bieber A ‘Sh*thead’ Is The Sexiest Thing He’s Ever Done

Jon Hamm PaleyFest Mad Men presentation March 2014

Excuse me while I go fan myself on a fainting couch. I’m just extremely attracted to Jon Hamm right now. No, I didn’t just watch an episode of Mad Men or ogle his very visible man parts or even listen to him talk about why those Budweiser puppy commercials make him cry. I just read this quote from him in the new issue of Men’s Health wherein he totally disses Justin Bieber in the least delicate, least polite way possible. He probably didn’t intend it to be, but it’s the sexiest thing he’s ever said.

He starts out by asking the same important questions we all ask about Justin Bieber every day of our lives:

“Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame.”

Yes yes yes, tell me more. Maybe throw in a couple of other curse words and a reference to home ec, because why not?

“Is there a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, sh*thead!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish?’ Life skills are something we’re missing. There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just sh*t you needed to learn in life.”

Is it hot in here or is it just Jon Hamm serving up a steaming plate of the truth? Let’s get about fifteen thousand amens for this man, please. First of all, if anyone deserves the title of “sh*thead,” it’s Justin Bieber. And thank the Beyonce in heaven someone finally decided to bypass the “He’s young, give him a break, he’s learning from his mistakes, everyone eggs houses at 19″ route and went straight for the “WTF is wrong with you?” exit. FYI, that’s the exit that leads to SexyTown, population Jon Hamm.

To be fair, we can’t be certain Justin Bieber doesn’t know how to use a washing machine or wash a dish, although he thinks mop buckets are urine receptacles, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how he washes all his clothes and plates as well.

(Photo: Brian To/WENN.com)

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