Don’t Watch The New OITNB Trailer Unless You’re Ready To Get Your World Rocked

Laura Prepon as Alex Krause on Orange Is The New Black raising eyebrow GIF(via)

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. GUYS. I just watched the trailer for Orange Is The New Black season two, and now I’m working with a case of the goosebumps that I’m fairly confident will last the rest of the day.

I’m not trying to scare you away from it or anything, it’s just that if you had hopes for having a normal, productive day after watching it, I’m gonna have to dispel that fantasy right now. You may still spend the whole day sitting at your desk, but your time will be spent feverishly rewatching the trailer and your favorite moments of season one, not actually getting anything done. Hate to break it to you.

In case you’re seriously so out of the loop that you don’t know what I’m talking about right now, OITNB is that Netflix show everyone was talking about last summer. It’s based on the book of the same name, which is the true story of author Piper Kerman’s year in women’s prison for a drug offense years before. And if you didn’t spend your entire summer and beyond obsessing over it, you’re pretty much dead to me.

BUT! Now you can return to my good graces by watching this trailer and engaging in endless discussions with me about it, because that’s all I want.

THE MUSIC. THE DRAMA. I can’t handle it. Even just thinking about it makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, because this season is going to be so. good. 

Piper and Alex dancing on Orange Is the New Black GIF(via)

All we have to do is get ourselves to June 6th, when all thirteen episodes are going online at once. So get your ‘do not disturb’ signs and your cache of non-perishables ready, because I smell a binge-watching marathon up ahead. (Side note: remember to take time to shower in the midst of your marathon. And no shanks!)

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    • Andrea

      OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I DID get the goosebumps!!!

      It’s gonna be SO AWESOME!!!!

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    • G.E. Phillips

      My ONLY complaint is there is not nearly enough Poussey (accent a droite, bitch!) in that clip. I heart Samira Wiley so so much. I hope we get her backstory this season.
      Otherwise, the goosebumps, indeed! Can’t wait!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Yeah, she’s awesome.

    • Lindsey Conklin

      CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! JUNE 6 (I think)

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    • Yakumtsaki .

      “I’m a lone wolf, don’t make me rip your throat out” omfg Piper shut up you moron, you can’t pull this kind of talk off, didn’t you learn anything from your “bitches gots to learn” fiasco? Take some pointers from Red who gives out the boss vibe without even having to talk. Also I’m in deep denial about Alex leaving and her absence in the trailer was painful, but yay Crazy Eyes, so cute with the nose bump thing <3

    • Ayleah Bowser

      can’t wait to see how the daya/Bennett storyline is going to work out this season

      • Alexis Rhiannon


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