In a story that will make you go “OMG YESSSSS” with that exact number of S’s, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian allegedly had an awkward run-in at the dermatologist’s office recently, and they had very different feelings about it. So pop some popcorn, pull up a chair, and pull your best gossip ears out of storage; you’ll need them.
Beyonce and Kim were spotted leaving the same dermatologist’s office on April 11, and Radar Online reports that they randomly ran into each other there and it looked like a deleted scene from Mean Girls. In this case Beyonce was the Regina George and Kim Kardashian was… everyone else in the movie. If you think about it, though, the entire world is pretty much the everyone else to Beyonce’s Regina George. She’s a living embodiment of that “two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus” scene.
Anyway, back to real life (or probably just rumor life, whatevs). A witness told Radar that Kim was really excited about the encounter, but Beyonce was… not that.
“But Beyoncé looked like she wanted nothing to do with Kim and was really trying to stay away from her,” the source says. “Kim was basically fawning all over her!”
They apparently chatted politely, Beyonce asking about North West, because sometimes gods have to slum it with the mortals and inquire about their children and the like. Apparently Kim was super eager to talk about their babies, because OMG you have a baby and I have a baby we’re practically sisters let’s be friends come to my wedding and make me more famous ahhhh. But the source says Beyonce was basically like, “You bore me, peasant.”
“Beyoncé looked like she couldn’t have cared less …,” the source continues. “It seemed so clear that she did not want to talk with Kim and was just being polite to her. They really didn’t look at all like friends.”
According to another source (they’re everywhere), Beyonce does not want to go to Kim’s wedding, even though Jay-Z and Kanye West are BFFs. Apparently Kim doesn’t live up to Beyonce’s motto that “less is more.” I think a lot of those sparkly jumpsuits would beg to differ, but whatever.