• Wed, Apr 16 - 5:09 pm ET

Kaley Cuoco Is Supposedly Already Regretting Her Quickie Marriage, How Shocking

Kaley Cuoco and husband Ryan Sweeting attending a benefit in Beverly Hills March 2014Man, don’t you hate it when you get married to someone after only six months of dating, and then you find out they have all these silly old habits that you never realized before BECAUSE YOU ONLY KNEW THEM FOR SIX MONTHS? Isn’t that so annoying? I’m looking at you, Kaley Cuoco.

As you must surely know if you follow Crushable as closely as you should, Kaley started real-dating pro tennis player Ryan Sweeting last year at around the same time she was fake-dating Henry Cavill, of Man Of SteelThen after three months of that, she was engaged, and three months after THAT, she got married in a flurry of excited tweets and a pink dress and an upside down cake and a bunch of fun tattoos celebrating their sacred (and legal!) bond.

But according to Life & Style and Gossip Cop, those elements do not necessarily a blissful union make. If you take it from them, Kaley is ‘already having second thoughts about marrying’ Ryan and the couple is having ‘big problems’ just four months after the wedding.

“There’s big trouble in paradise. Behind closed doors, the newlyweds are now at each other’s throats.”


“Ryan doesn’t like it when Kaley drinks too much. He feels like he has to babysit her. They’ve already had huge blowups about that. Ryan must be jealous that Kaley works with her ex-boyfriend and The Big Bang co-star Johnny Galecki.”

Well yeah, that’s what happens when you get married so fast that you’ve never even seen each other drunk or watched Kaley’s show for long enough to realize that she costars with her goddamn ex-boyfriend.

Did seriously no celebrities take that Relationships 101 class that I offered last year? Because I think a lot of your troubles could’ve been avoid if you had.

(Photo: Daniel Tanner / WENN.com)

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  • Guest

    What’s sad is how many people base their lives and day-to-day decisions on what they see on the small/silver screen, and most of them don’t even know it.

  • Jeff Johnson

    What’s sad is how many people look up to these celebrities as role models and don’t even know it.

  • stephabo

    What a trick. She’s so stupid! WOW. How can you marry a man after just 6 months? And who says that fling with Henry Cavill was fake? She rolled in the hay with him too. Geez.

  • Jennifer Colyar

    Should have stuck it out with Henry! lol

  • LauraBelle

    Gee Alexis, did you really need to take the Lord’s name in vain. Shame on you!

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I don’t remember referencing Beyonce OR Ryan Seacrest in this post.

  • raymond homeyer

    she should have married me i love you Kaley

  • Antoine Benoit

    People are so quick to get married…they should worry about loving themselves!!!

    • Richard F

      You worry for all us right Antoine? You and your big oversized mirror! LOL

  • StefsterNYC

    Say it isn’t so!!!!

  • Laura Lewis

    Dude chill out enjoy the money and the lady and the drink

  • Laura Lewis

    ps the longer you stay married the bigger the settlement..

  • guest

    Marriage is tough. After the honeymoon things get real and it becomes a shock. This is life so make it work and set down with someone to talk things out and start getting it together.

  • lupinlass

    how about leaving the gd’s off my computer!

  • dwestwing

    Of course it didn’t work. I’m the one Kaley was suppose to marry.

  • Coop.

    Finally, an internet article with no misspellings or punctuation errors.

  • Craig

    I met this girl on Monday, took her out for a drink on Tuesday. We were makin love by Wednesday and on Thursday, Friday and Saturday…but on Sunday we chilled. rest is history.

    • Napoleon

      Craig David..is that you?

  • radmom77

    i don’t know my husband and i only knew each other for 10 mo when we got married and 5 years later were very happy my parents where the same and they have been together for over 25 years

  • Napoleon

    Ugh..another one bites the dust off of her wedding day fantasy. It seems like a lot of women marry simply because they want to wear the dress. I guess Kaley has yet to find out that sometimes the tux doesn’t fit the groom…

  • markmywords

    Well, marriage is tough stuff. Especially the first year or two can be quite challenging when you realize, you can’t just gather your stuff and leave. You have to call a lawyer, go to court, etc..
    I see the upside: They don’t have any kids. If it doesn’t work out, they can go their seperate ways and start over, hopefully wiser.

  • Hilllll

    Wait! I thought she knew this guy for years…one of her friends was swearing to her knowing him before her exes – still sounded rebound like to me

    Really hope she doesn’t pg too fast. The two are trying too hard to appear sexy and like they are hot for each other. Zillion pics.Too much equals not enough almost always

  • cindiac

    I did it , been married now 14 years. My mother did it such a short dating time , she has now been married 36 years. For some it is do able. I hope their passion never leave. If they don’t look for fault, they won’t find it. If you do look for fault you WILL find it. God bless & protect their union.