• Mon, Apr 14 - 3:29 pm ET

This ‘How Frozen Should’ve Ended’ Video Calls Out Elsa’s Parents For Being The Worst

Frozen Elsa strut

Well guys, I’m embarrassed to say that it’s been weeks since I last wrote about Frozen. After making a solemn vow to you all to never let it go, I’ve gone and let it go. Truth be told, I don’t even know the last time I listened to the soundtrack. Trust me, I know this makes me a monster. I’m not proud of this, it just kinda happened. One day I was listening to the soundtrack every day and then one day I was back to top 40. (And yes, Top 40 is a euphemism for playing One Direction’s “Story of My Life” on repeat.) With all that said, I’m excited to announce that my Frozen neglect ends right here and right now.

The fine folks over at How It Should Have Ended reworked Frozen in a way that doesn’t have you questioning the way Elsa’s parents treated her magic powers. Yeah, remember that part of the movie? The part where they magic-power-shamed her into wearing gloves all the time, lest people find out she’s different. And by different, I mean full of MAGIC! That would be like your parents discovering you’re a brilliant genius and forcing you to act stupid all the time so you won’t intimidate your dum-dum sister.

So yeah, in this version her parents make a decision that doesn’t require their daughter to become an antisocial hermit. I won’t spoil it for you, but I will say that it ends with Hugh Jackman belting out “Let it Go.”

Enjoy. Oh and rest assured that I’ll do my best to get back to referencing Frozen every single day. At least until 2015 or so.

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  • Mai Linh Phan Le

    Best thing I’ve seen in a while! :))

  • jsterling93

    I have not seen this movie yet but OMG that was awesome.

  • Alexis Rhiannon

    Can’t do it, not enough Olaf.

    • keetakat

      “I’d be a happy……….snowman!” I could play that song over and over (pssst… I have).

    • Valerie

      Omg I love Olaf.

  • keetakat

    This is officially my favorite movie in the whole world. I absolutely hated the Disney version. The idea of telling the world to take a giant leap off the fucking lip while embracing a lonely life wherein you have to constantly try to convince yourself that you and everyone else are better off divided because you are unique was a horrible idea. Not to mention the very notion of alienating the one person in the world that loves you for who you are is just stupid. Thank you so much for posting this very necessary fix! :D

  • Robotic Socks

    IKR? And don’t get me started on Jasmin’s dad! I mean, WTF does arranged marriages with a prince. And don’t get me started about imprisoning TIGERS at home! They should be in ZoOo’s!

    And hey, King Triton, how bout you wear a shirt in front of your daughters?

    Mulan’s dad… you’re worse than Mao Zedong

    • Valerie

      What about Belles dad? He’s nuttier than a fruitcake and goes off for his invention convention leaving her alone while that douche Gaston is pretty much trying to rape her.

  • CW

    Elsa accidentally almost killed Anna, so I can see why the king and queen freaked out. Parents aren’t perfect and it’s easy for us to say that they should’ve trained Elsa to control her powers, etc., etc. But if it was YOUR little girl who nearly died, you might overreact as well.

    • Jenni

      We are both still talking about an animated movie that involved a talking snowman, right?

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  • bambi

    Please write a post about Let It Goat!!!! That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in the longest time!

    • bambihd

      Oh wait. I just saw Justin bieber’s coachella outfit.

  • G.S.

    Also, who the hell was running the kingdom right after the parents died and Elsa was too young to be be Queen?

    • Romylove

      A king or queen is still a king or queen before their coronation. Hence, “the king is dead, long live the king.” A coronation is like the royal “Facebook Official.” Henry VIII’s reign began April 21, 1509, but he wasn’t crowned until June 24, 1509. They would need time to send announcements, plan the celebration, wait for foreign dignitaries to arrive, etc.

      As for Frozen, there was a discarded storyline about a reagent after the king and queen died. I guess they waited for Elsa to come of age because a coronation is a sort of contract they wouldn’t let a minor agree to.

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  • Sophia360

    How Elsa eat or go to the bath or get bigger clothes that fit her since she has to grow and no one can come in her room except her dead parents?