You know what this weekend is, right? No, it’s not the weekend before Easter or Passover or Palm Sunday or anything that some of you out there might consider significant. It’s the first weekend of Coachella, and you know what that means: lots of really rich celebrities getting paid to party, listen to weird music, and be sweaty in the California desert! Cut-off denim overalls, ombre highlights, Doc Martens, and peace sign selfies are at an all-time high right now, you guys.
Apparently Instagram actually crashed for awhile yesterday, and I’m honestly surprised the world is still turning considering the amount of celebrity Coachella selfie opportunities that must have been missed. Have no fear – we were still able to compile a respectable amount of photos to ogle and snark at. Enjoy!
Wait, is this Coachella trip Oprah-approved?! Because I’d bet my life and my 6th grade pair of Jordache overalls that not one person attending this shit show attends sober.
Lauren and Aaron Paul
I think these two lovebirds actually met at a Coachella of yesteryear, so I can see why they love it so much. So. Much.
Oh, hey Katy Perry. This look is actually a lot more subdued than last year’s. I blame John Mayer.
Hey everyone! It’s that kid from Desperate Housewives who was shirtless and famous for five minutes back in 2005!
I’m honestly surprised that Lea Michele is capable of being snapped candidly. I imagine her in a constant state of posing for cameras.
Robert Pattinson, everyone. He doesn’t need Coachella as an excuse to look poor, though.
Selfie queen Ireland in a… dress? Table cloth? Curtain? Taylor Swift‘s favorite doilie?
I was wondering when we’d see a floral halo! Whew, thank God. I was starting to worry.
I guess the Coachella theme this year is less “dress like a poor person, it’s fun!” and more “dress like a poor person AND a Bollywood star, it’s fun!”
I just don’t know what Claire and Phil Dunphy would have to say about this.
Christina Milian and Karrueche Tran
I guess there are actual tee-pees there? Not for actual shelter, I’m assuming, but more for cute photo-ops!
Can someone please explain to me why the Jenner sisters are rapidly morphing into Kim Kardashian clones? Where did those lips come from, Kylie? Also, is that Kreayshawn?
Selena Gomez + Kendall and Kylie + Coachella = Justin Bieber’s jail video will soon be one-upped.
(Lead photo: WENN)