The Famous Yacht Justin Bieber Tried To Pass Off As His Own Will Make You LOLOLOL

Justin Bieber yacht Never Say Never 2014

You gotta give Justin Bieber credit. Just when you think he couldn’t get any dumber or more conceited, he goes ahead and proves you wrong. It’s truly a gift. Take, for example, the yacht photos he posted to Instagram on Wednesday. The captions, coupled with the name of the boat, seemed to suggest it belonged to him. But according to a new TMZ report, it’s not his. In fact, it’s a pretty famous boat, and when you find out which one you’ll laugh and roll your eyes at the same time. Come to think of it, that’s kind of my permanent reaction to anything this guy does.

Bieber posted the above photo with the caption, “It was about that time.” To be fair, that doesn’t explicitly say “This is my new yacht,” but the fact that it’s called “Never Say Never,” the name of his song and concert movie, would seem to suggest that. And it certainly does seem to be about time Bieber bought a yacht. Isn’t that somewhere on his douche to-do list? He also posted the photo below the same day, just chillin’ on a boat with his tattoos. Might not be the same boat, but that’s the implication. He also posted a couple of scenic shots.

Justin Bieber yacht 2014

Turns out that “Never Say Never” boat does not belong to the Biebs. TMZ reports that it’s registered to a family trust in Coral Cables, Florida. And if he really wanted us to think it was his, he probably should have chosen a different one. This was the boat used in the famous Lonely Island “I’m on a Boat” video. That’s right, the parody video all about non-fancy people pretending to be fancy by being on a boat that’s actually not even theirs… which seems to be what Bieber’s doing. Is Scooter Braun a secret comedian running Bieber’s career for maximum hilarity? That’s the only explanation for things like this. If T-Pain had been in these pictures I’d be dead right now from laughing.

(Photos: Instagram)

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    • Alexis Rhiannon

      OH my god. So amazing.

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    • ebw

      this article is actually really disgusting to me. he messed up really badly a few times and now that he’s acting normal again you need to find new little things to pick on him about. he did nothing wrong and the fact that an ADULT wrote this is mind-boggling to me. grow up and pick on someone your own age.

      • Bambi

        Ugh. Belieber.

      • M_G

        What about this article do you find “disgusting”? Unless you’re talking about the shirtless pic with his tig ol’ bitties on display, in which case I wholeheartedly agree.

      • Isabelle

        I agree, people should be allowed to have second chances or at least be given room to improve themselves.

    • j

      It honestly seems like you guys are just searching for more ways to post things like this about him…I’m in no way a fan of him at all (both music and of his actions), but really? You even said he didn’t explicitly say that the yacht was his. Maybe he took a picture in front of the Never Say Never sign because, like you said, that’s the name of his song, etc… if there was a famous yacht that had my favorite saying as the name, I’d probably take a picture with it too.

      “Just when you think he couldn’t get any dumber or more conceited, he goes ahead and proves you wrong.” I honestly don’t understand how the pictures he took make him dumb. Other things he’s done in the past make him dumb, but not this. It just kind of makes you seem like an asshole. Again, I’m not a fan of him at all, not in the least, but this article is just such a reach that I feel like you’re looking for any reason at all to call him out. He didn’t do anything wrong that you’ve said in this article so why attack him? If he damaged the yacht or actually did something dumb, then I’m all for it. But this article is the dumb thing in this situation.

      • Isabelle

        I don’t think it’s just Justin, it’s a good chunk of the blogs on the site, they are very short sighted.

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