If we can’t trustÂ Beyonce, who can we trust, right? She’s the person that reassures us every day that she woke up like this, and that you can too! As long as you work incredibly hard today and tomorrow and every day for the rest of your life until you’re some kind of immortal supermodel beast, just like Bey.
So it’s probably gonna sting quite a bit to know that for all her talk, Beyonce ends up stooping to the same low down tricks that the rest of the A-List world resort to: namely, Photoshop. In a series of Instagram photos that she uploaded from her current dream vacation to celebrate her sixth anniversary withÂ Jay Z, she’s wearing striped swimsuit bottoms and a bandeau top, concentrating on hitting a golf ball.
But the part that everybody is interested in is that it looks like Beyonce may have Photoshopped her thighs to make them look thinner in one of the photos, which is shown at the top. The line of her inner left thigh is kind of wavy, see that? It could just be an illusion cause by an oddly bulging muscle at a weird distance or something, but when you look at another photo from the side versus in profile, it starts to look more obvious that some intentional slimming was done digitally. A robo-thigh gap, if you will.
C’mon man! First you’re alleged to by lying about your age, and now this? Whatever happened to loving yourself and presenting honesty? I get it, girl — we all want to look good in Instagram photos. But that’s what filters are for! And you’re already gorgeous! If you take it beyond that, what’s left to separate us real women from our sworn enemies, theÂ Kardashians? Don’t leave me and my cellulite hanging out here alone.