Leonardo DiCaprio’s Latest Girlfriend Is Only 21, And He Really Can’t Keep Doing This

Toni Garrn attending Vanity Fair Oscar party March 2014 (Photo: Dennis Van Tine / Future Image / WENN.com)

I know we all enjoy casually ribbing Leonardo DiCaprio for dating progressively-younger models, but this really has to stop sometime soon. And not just because it bothers me or I’m a bitter old hag, as commenters delight in assuming, but because pretty soon Leo’s gonna come up against a pretty serious obstacle — the law.

Leo’s latest girlfriend is Toni Garrn, a twenty-one year old German model who first broke into the American runway scene with an exclusive Calvin Klein contract, and who, yes, has also modeled for Victoria’s Secret. Otherwise how would Leo have met her? If the newest models aren’t in the show room when he comes by, they really have no hope of getting off the lot. But luckily Toni was buffed up and ready to go in May of 2013 when Leo stopped in after his last break-up, and the two of them have been together ever since.

But you’re good at math, right? So you know that Toni would only have been twenty years old when she’s rumored to have started dating Leo, who would’ve been thirty-eight at the time. I have no issue with an eighteen-year age difference in a lot of cases, but we can all agree that Leo needs to pump those brakes, right? He loves going younger with every new relationship, but he should really wean himself of that habit, because he’s drifting dangerously close to underage territory.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn shopping at farmer's market in LA April 2014

(Photo: WENN.com)

But even if it wasn’t close to becoming a legal thing, what does Leonardo DiCaprio honestly have in common with a twenty-one year old model? Friends, probably. I bet they know a lot of the same people — perhaps biblically, in Leo’s case — but what else? She’s never done a movie, he’s never walked a runway. They went shopping at a secondhand record store the other day, which is ironic because some of the records were probably older than she was.

I’m sure it’s exciting to replace the old worn-out version with a  younger model (literally), but it’s all fun and games until someone’s dating a sixteen-year old. Seriously.

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    • Lindsey Conklin

      I would really like to meet Leo in person and see how charming he is because after Jack in Titanic, he just sorta became unattractive to me

      • Kaitlin Reilly

        Agreed. I used to be obsessed with him, and he’s definitely lost his appeal. I’m about her age and I can’t even imagine dating a 38-year-old, but who knows… maybe it’s true love. It probably isn’t, given his track record, but I guess I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        He cruises through them so quickly!

      • CMJ

        He’s just so tan. And squat.

        That’s all I see.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        The world’s most charming hobbit.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I think I still liked him in Catch Me If You Can?

      • CMJ

        The only person I now associate with Catch Me If You Can is Tveit. mmmmmm, Tveit. (I have a serious problem)

        https://31.media.tumblr.com/7ea3969f4cc82819036faf8126fe9905/tumblr_inline_n0fy6baKZq1rgdz6u.gif

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh my god, that GIF. Stop spreading your obsession to others! (Me.)

      • CMJ
      • Alexis Rhiannon

        ENOUGH.

      • CMJ
      • Alexis Rhiannon

        What are you trying to do to me.

      • CMJ

        I could go all day. I thought about making an app that texted a gif of Tveit to you every morning to start your day….

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Hahahaaaa that’d be amazing.

    • T

      So judgey! My sisters husband is 15 years older than her. My other sisters husband is 12 years younger. they are all blissfully happy

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Are your sisters twenty-one?

    • Jessieface

      “….which is ironic because some of the records were probably older than she was.” GET THE BURN CREAM!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Ayoooooo!

    • Olivia Wilson

      Think it was her idea or his to wear those nifty matching outfits? My money’s on Leo.

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    • MC12

      He probably doesn’t have anything in common with her. He’s probably not going to marry her. She’s a very beautiful woman. It’s that simple.

    • FemelleChevalier

      My uncle is 65 years old, and his girlfriend was 21 when they started going out. She is just two years older than me, and I’m one of the eldest in my extended family. We’re all against their relationship because she’s too young and he’s her first relationship. But the girl’s parents love him. So we just stopped judging: they’re both happy.

      It’s weird, I know, but at least Leo is not, you know, much much older (with much lesser things in common). And she’s of legal age, so there’s that.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Yeah…I guess it just bothers me because it’s become his M.O. And I’m wondering what will happen when the two of them break up. Will he go younger?

      • FemelleChevalier

        Honestly? I would be surprised if he hadn’t hooked up with a younger one already. I mean, he hangs out with models and he’s familiar with their natural habitats. And most models – especially in high fashion – started their careers at 16 (or younger).

        Plus, like you said, it’s his M.O.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Bleghhhhh.

      • FemelleChevalier

        Yep. Hope I’m wrong, though.

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    • Sundai

      Atrocious writing! Brush up on the craft before taking to the internet with observations and insults. Truly.

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