Hey, you over there. Do you like Anna Kendrick? Cool, so do I. I mean, I’m assuming your answer to that was a yes, because if the government hasn’t made it illegal to dislike Anna Kendrick then I’m sorely disappointed in this country. If there was anyone left who hadn’t fallen in love with her yet, I’ll bet her hosting gig on SNL this weekend fixed that.
But anyone who follows Anna on Twitter knows that she’s absolutely hilarious and down-to-earth and generally awesome. So now’s as good a time as any to look back at some of her funniest tweets. If you haven’t clicked the “follow” button by the end of this post, I simply don’t know what to do with you.
You can’t go wrong with a 30 Rock reference in my eyes.
Backstage at SNL feels more like the set of “30 Rock” than SNL. I might shout for Dr Spaceman and see what happens. #DiabetesRepairIGuess
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 3, 2014
I’m glad someone was brave enough to say this.
Can’t say “shit” on TV but they play that Osphena ad about painful sex after menopause like it’s no big deal. Oh god my ears are bleeding. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 17, 2014
Ugh, that is the worst.
I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2014
Anna Kendrick speaks the truth.
Can we drop the pretense of “President’s Day” and just call it “I needed a long weekend because Valentine’s Day is garbage”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 17, 2014
There’s really no limit to her amazingness.
Is there a button on Hulu ads for “I already thinking smoking is super scary and gross, please stop showing that girl peeling off her face”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 13, 2014
No but seriously, I would totally watch her play Olaf.
Let’s watch House Hunters together, Anna!
“House Hunters” should be called “Couples Realizing They Should See Other People.”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 8, 2014
Even little Anna was snarky.
In first grade when I’d tell my parents what I learned in class and they’d act amazed, I’d think “Shouldn’t you know this shit already?”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 2, 2014
Just a little insider Hollywood scoop.
If I could read one script that DOESN’T have the lead do something stupid that goes “viral” and gets an autotune remix I would be so happy. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 11, 2013
OMG, she also live-tweeted The Sound of Music Live.
Anna Kendrick and sweatpants: the greatest love story of our time.
Ew. (Also ha!)
I’m done being embarrassed about my boring taste in sushi. If it looks like it killed Nemo’s mom, I’m not eating it. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 10, 2013
When my nails get really long I love running them through a scruffy beard. (Must get manicure soon… and wax my face) — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 20, 2013
She’s self-aware enough to realize that “Cups” was sort of the “Let it Go” of its time.
Dear parents that I meet, I know that sigh, and before you even say it, I’m very very sorry that your child won’t stop doing Cups. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 20, 2013
Can’t go wrong with a square penis joke.
Hey baby… is that a phone in your pocket or is your penis just really square? — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 24, 2013
Oh yeah, she also has great conversations with other celebs.
I’m just so excited to learn that celebrities watch commercials too.
Prominently featured shot of the woman’s wedding ring? You’re not fooling anyone, cat food commercials. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 23, 2013
She is just too great.
“I can do that. Hold my beer” – My last words, probably. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 18, 2013
People call me Banana, then apologize because I “must get that ALL the time.” I don’t. You should call me that. It’s fucking adorable. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 15, 2013
Well she’s already got the adorable part down.
Had to dye my hair for a film. Keep getting spooked when I pass reflective surfaces. Now I know how puppies feel. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 9, 2013
Mmm, cookies and meth.
Watching a documentary about Meth. “If you can bake cookies, you can make meth.” Well great, now I want cookies and meth. — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2013
Aaand this was the tweet that made the world prick up its ears and go, “Who’s this adorable creature? Will she be my friend?”
Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered “inappropriate” — Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
Why is this so true??
Arrive somewhere 5 mins early = Wow I’m early, I should circle the block. 4 mins early = SHIT-I’mgonnabelate-SHIT- findparking-SHITSHITSHIT
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 24, 2012