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Kaley Cuoco Places Way Too Much Significance On Her Breasts, But You Do You Kaley

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Another day, another celebrity admitting to plastic surgery procedures!  Before you jump down my throat, please know that this isn’t a judge-y post about how every woman should adopt the Duggar mentality of living your life with the physical features and denim skirts God gave you.  Nay, this post is about my frustration with Kaley Cuoco‘s misplaced significance on her breasts.

Because while boobs are great and fun and sometimes we make them bigger, and sometimes we make them smaller, and they have a great functionality in relation to babies…at the end of the day, they’re just boobs.  And they shouldn’t define you or your career.  [This is the part where you raise your right hand in the air, palm-out, and shout "Amen, Cassy!"]

Recently, Kaley admitted to getting breast implants when she was 18 (aka barely done growing) and working on 8 Simple Rules by calling it “the best decision I ever made.”  Okay… really?!  That’s the answer I would expect from an 18-year-old who just got them done and is relishing in her teenage-boy-spank-bank icon status.  Not the answer a 29-year-old newlywed with an established career on the rise.  She’s basically saying she owes everything she has, success-wise, to her fake boobs.  Sigh.

I think what I find most disappointing about this is that I don’t completely doubt that The Best Decision Ever OMG helped her, if you consider Big Bang Theory in high regard.  Double sigh.

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  • SarahKraatz

    Not the answer a 29-year-old newlywed with an established career on the rise. She’s basically saying she owes everything she has, success-wise, to her fake boobs. Sigh. http://qr.net/sqr6

  • Jon

    “And they shouldn’t define you or your career.” False.

    Kate Upton and Katy Perry wouldn’t have careers without their amazing tatas.

    • HB

      I think the point is that she herself shouldn’t attribute her success to her fake boobs instead of her talents and hard work. Katy Perry will definitely tell you she has great boobs, but also say that she’s put in tons of effort and practice to develop her talent (singing/performing)

  • kk

    I elected to get breast implants when I was 16 due to severe asymmetry and I can’t even begin to tell you how much my self esteem and confidence rose after the procedure. Not saying this is the same situation but I can see how something that looks narcissistic from the outside can really improve someone’s life in ways you wouldn’t think.

  • HB

    She’s not nearly as bad about talking about her boobs all the damn time as Sofia Vergara. I think they’re both adorable, but that’s SO obnoxious.