Drake Propositions J-Law In His New Song, Which I’m Sure Rihanna Is Totally Down With

Drake licking his lips GIFYou know that thing where you’re dating a guy and then he uses one of his songs to proposition another woman? Isn’t that the cutest thing ever?

Well I’m hoping Rihanna thinks so, because her boyfriend Drake has made it abundantly clear in a new verse that he wants to make it happen with Jennifer Lawrence. The song is called ‘Draft Day’, and in one portion, he raps directly at J-Law, saying:

On some Hunger Games shit, I would die for my district
Jennifer Lawrence you can really get it
I mean for real, girl you know I had to do it for ya

Ummmm I don’t know man. I get that part of being a rapper is putting on a persona, but I’ve never been able to get past stuff like that where lyrics are so different from real life. Like when Beyonce sang ‘everything you own is in a box to the left’ in ‘Irreplaceable’, I got super distracted trying to imagine what box on the planet could possibly hold everything that Jay Z owns. And if that’s who you’re dating when you release a song, then what am I supposed to think?

This is information that we should probably also pass along to Kanye West, who seems not to have factored in the information that North West will one day grow up and hear all the songs referencing her mom, Kim Kardashian. Some of them aren’t quite things I’d expect to hear said about the lady whose ring finger your $8 million diamond is currently gracing.

But whatever. I highly doubt that Rihanna’s the kind of person to have any kind of insecurities about something like this. I just can’t stop imagining all the weird conversations between RiRi and Drake and J-Law and Nicholas Hoult that might’ve come out of this, y’know?

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    • Kaitlin Reilly

      What would their couple name be? DrakeLaw?!

    • Sam

      DrayLaw, of course.

    • Jules

      I don’t think any nickname could possibly materialize considering that Jennifer Lawrence is in a serious, committed relationship with Nicholas Hoult. In fact, while all the bloggers write on and on, Lawrence is busy working on Mockingjay in Atlanta, and probably has no idea about any of this.

    • Katie

      Jake? wait…that doesn’t really work