Stop whatever it is that you’re currently doing; this is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill. New video of the world’s most precious adult human, Tom Hiddleston, recording vocals for Disney’s The Pirate Fairy has been released and it is all the way adorable. It was a tough choice, but I’d even go so far as to say that Vocal-Recording Tom totally skips Karaoke Tom, Dancing Tom, and Acceptance Speech Tom in the line to my heart. Sorry, guys, that’s just the way it has to be.
In this beautiful gem of a video, Tom’s giggling, filling his voice with wonder, and uttering such words as “the power of the pixie dust is finally ours.” And just oh my god, hearts weren’t meant to experience so many simultaneous bouts of swelling at once.
Um, excuse me (!!!), videos like this are doing nothing for my exponentially growing obsession with him. Some might even say that it’s making it even worse. It’s also affecting my physical health at this point because each new set of ovaries I get, he goes and giggles one more damn time and they’re exploded all over again.
I just need a second to get in contact with a doctor about my condition. In the meantime, don’t hesitate to watch the video 16 million more times. I know I did.