I’m not sure what’s in the water that’s producing celebrities with such flawless skin, but I’m going to need about six thousand gallons of Hollywood H2O, stat. Or we could just cut right to the chase and they could gift me with their perpetually blemish-free complexions. Not in a creepyy Face/Off-ish way, though; more like in an “I thought you might enjoy forgetting about blemish anxiety forever” way. Because some people just get the luckiest card in the stack and never even have to think about stupid pimples. And those are the exact people whose complexions I’d be very into having for my own.
So, without further ado, here are 11 celebrities who refuse to stop making me jealous of their amazing skin. In an ideal world, we’d all be so lucky to have their complexions.
Lupita is the Queen of gorgeous skin at the moment. I don’t know if it is naturally flawless, if it’s thanks to her makeup, or if it is a combination of both of those. But, whatever it is, I want some of it, please.
Heeey, Miley. Just dropping in to see if you wouldn’t mind telling me how to get my skin to glow with 0% makeup on. Get back to me whenever’s good for you!
I just need a moment to get over the fact that Jen’s makeup-free look looks eerily similar to what most people look like after spending a few minutes applying it. Every time I think about that fact, I need to take a moment all over again.
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I can’t describe Liv’s complexion with any word other than “milky.” Well “fantastic” and “I need it, I need it” are also options.
5. Demi Lovato
Freaking Demi and her beautiful face with those gorgeous freckles.
6. Nicki Minaj
As it turns out, underneath all of Nicki’s signature makeup is a complexion that some people dream of. Am I talking about me when I say “some people”? Next question, please.
7. Michael B. Jordan
You look at that complexion and you tell me that you don’t either want it or want to cuddle up against it. Oh, that’s right, you CAN’T tell me that because everyone wants to.
8. Charlize Theron
Of course Charlize has flawless skin. Literally, what is it that she doesn’t have?
9. Halle Berry
Halle has cracked the code for attaining the perfect level of skin dewiness and now it’s up to the rest of us to live in her complexion shadow.
10. Jennifer Lopez
J.Lo never has to worry about me forgetting that she’s still Jenny from The Block because her skin hasn’t aged a tiny bit in all of these years. I’m so fascinated by it all, honestly.
11. Theo James
Is it just me or is Theo always and forever sporting a tan better than most people currently on the beach? No, no, it definitely isn’t just me.