In case you spent last night avoiding celebrity baby news, allow me to catch you up. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are reportedly expecting a baby. Psychics say it will be beautiful. And by psychics I really just mean everyone. Because we can all predict that. Psychics are also saying that watching this video of the parents-to-be smooching on the kiss cam over the weekend will make you smile like you never knew you could. Seriously, I hope you’re prepared to not stop smiling for the rest of the day. You’ll probably get a lot of weird looks, but it’ll be worth it.
The two of them attended a Pistons vs. Clippers game on Saturday, because their favorite pastime is attending sporting events and being down-to-earth. The video of them on the kiss cam only lasts 14 seconds, but it’s jam-packed with cuteness, and when you think about them as expectant parents, it makes everything even more adorable. I cannot get over the way Mila puts her hand over her mouth and giggles, or the way Ashton is like, “Whelp, I guess we better do this” before turning his hat around for easier access to Mila’s lips. And then that little point at the camera like, “Yeah, you’re welcome.”
It’s obvious these two are already getting great practice being embarrassing parents. One day I hope to see them sitting there with their adorable supermodel child between them, leaning over him or her for a smooch. And then the kid will just roll his or her beautiful angel eyes like, “Eww, you guys are so gross.” And meanwhile the rest of the world will be drowning in a puddle of squee. Yes, I just used the word “squee.” That’s what Milashton does to me. I’m defenseless against these two and their casual cuteness. God bless whoever controls that kiss cam. Can we give them a medal? Or maybe we should just go ahead and make it the Nobel Peace Prize?