Back in October we presented you with 14 Times Celebrities Overshared About Their Sex Lives. You laughed, you cringed, you bought yourself a chastity belt and threw away the key. But I bet you thought those were the only TMI quotes about celebrity sex that were out there, didn’t you? Oh you silly, silly angel. Celebrities simply wouldn’t be celebrities if they weren’t sharing way too many details about their lives between the sheets. So obviously we felt the need to provide you with ten more examples. We know celebrities have sex — that’s where all those cute babies come from — but do we really need to know all the details? I’d argue no. You decide.
1. Robert Downey, Jr.
What he said: “I was a compulsive, serial masturbator. But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.”
That’s… awesome, RDJ. I’m really glad you got so much use out of that organ. You go ahead and get as much use out of it as you need. Not really sure I needed to know about it, but thanks?
2. Lamar Odom
What he said: “You can tell I’m into the bald. You got to keep it clean down there. It’s disgusting if you let it go crazy.”
So Mr. Odom, what you’re saying is you expect your wife’s vagina to match your scalp? Is that like matching your tie to her corsage for prom? Please tell me more, except never mind don’t do that at all.
3. Angelina Jolie
What she said: “He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man…in all things that it means.”
I’m very relieved to learn that Brad Pitt does indeed have a penis down there and is not constructed like a Ken doll. Thanks for easing my mind, Angie.
4. Nick Carter
What he said: “She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.”
This was about Paris Hilton, by the way. Aww, it’s just so heartwarming when celebrities divulge private information about what their famous exes were like in bed. Nothing sweeter.
5. Jenny McCarthy
What she said: “I wish it was more exciting, but it’s the Grand Canyon. I certainly did it, so I can say I did it in the Grand Canyon, because otherwise it’s the back seat of a car and that’s not exciting. But the bottom of the Grand Canyon is not fun. There’s like scorpions and stones and dirt and it’s hot. It was like the strangest and worst sex of my life.”
In case you’re wondering, this was her response to a question about the weirdest place she’s had sex. Umm, the Grand Canyon isn’t an exciting answer to her? To be honest, considering the way she explains it, I have a hard time believing her. But if it is true, whaaaat?
6. Lindsay Lohan
To be fair, this one might not even be true, but In Touch has what they claim is a list written by Lindsay of all the famous men she’s slept with over the years. That includes Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and James Franco. Sure it might not be real, sure she might be lying if it is real, and sure she might not have intended for the public to see it, but if she did write it, that’s a lot to process.
What he said: “Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you.”
If you’re thinking that’s a weird thing to announce in an interview, that’s because this wasn’t during an interview. Diddy tweeted this. I’m guessing he wasn’t hacked, since he never deleted it. What I want to know is, who’s he thanking?
8. Shia LaBeouf
What he said: “My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked — just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor.”
9. Kristen Bell
What she said: “He did say I feel like I’m cheating on you. Because he felt like he was with a different completely woman. That is exciting. He loved it… I was also involved and he got a freebie that didn’t hurt anybody’s feelings.”
This is what Kristen had to say about sexytimes with Dax while she was pregnant. Look, I love me some Kristen Bell, but even I cringed at this. TMI, girlfriend.
10. Keith Urban
What he said: “Maybe one text… maybe one cool kind of… a year… one of those kind of texts… Nice sex texting.”
This was Keith Urban talking about sexting Nicole Kidman. Oh my goodness, this just makes me want to stick my fingers in my ears and go lalalalala. It’s like hearing my parents talk about sex. He doesn’t even know the word “sexting.”