Boy am I glad that Derek Hough and Julianne Hough are back together again. They’re so good for celebrity news separately that I can’t wait to see what they do when the brother-sister pair is reunited again for a lively dance on Ellen.
You remember these two, right? We have Derek, of that blissful six week fakelationship with Nina Dobrev fame, although as I recall it caused site-wide indignation from fans who really don’t want him to be gay when I suggested that it might be just for PR. And then to his right, we have the lovely Julianne, who’s been hiding out in a bunker somewhere trying to wait out the internet’s memory of the fact that her Halloween costume involved going in blackface so as to look more like Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black.
Although, that’s not totally fair, because it seems like she may also have dedicated some substantial time to getting her haircut as close as possible to the one worn by Ryan Seacrest. With great results! Gotta give credit where credit is due!
But anyway, both these sassy gals are back in action with an up-tempo dance number on Ellen! And boy is it fun! My favorite move is the one where Derek says a quick ‘how’s your father’ to Julianne’s vajay, which is ironic because her father is your father! Instead of going eye-to-eye with your sister’s downtown sector, why not just call the guy?? I’m sure he’d love to hear from you.
Anyway, I was worried I wouldn’t get time to watch Flowers In The Attic, because I’m a very busy lady, but I found a solution! It’s just to watch the Hough siblings fling themselves around a studio, whispering sweet nothings into each others’ nether-regions. Because if you’ve seen one timeless romance between family members, you’ve seen ‘em all!
WHAT A TIME SAVER.