If you’re experiencing any kind of late afternoon slump, Jessica Simpson and I are here to bring you a little pick-me-up in the form of her adorable daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson.
In all fairness, Jessica has probably contributed more than I have, considering that she’s the one who went to all the trouble to create Maxi in the first place, but I was pretty helpful too! I went all the way through Instagram and collected the cutest pictures of her! I deserve, like…basically as much credit as if I’d gone through labor with Maxi myself, right? I’m not super familiar with exactly what giving birth entails, but I’m assuming it has a lot to do with clicking a mouse a bunch of times and then posting on social media until everyone is jealous of your life.
But whatever the miracle of life is (don’t tell me!!!), these photos are undeniable proof that Maxi is the cutest kid ever, so everyone else can take back their applications and step right off.
I rest my case.