Ugh, you know that thing where you’re dating a new guy and you have nothing in common with him? Like you’re not outdoorsy at all, but he loves all that Boy Scout stuff, so you go camping together and everything goes hilariously awry? I think maybe I’m thinking of the plot of a rom-com, butÂ Selena Gomez is allegedly in a really similar situation right now, so I’m pretty sure it applies.
I guess Selena must have been bummed about never knowing enough about eggs or swag to be able to carry on a conversation with on-again-off-again boyfriendÂ Justin Bieber, so she took matters into her own hands. Maybe she was tired of being more mature than him, and having her shit together more than he did, so she decided to let go of all that and not take her rehab program earlier this year seriously. It was supposed to be a full-on program, but Selena left after just two weeks. Because what would she have been able to converse with Justin about if she’d filled up her brain with all sorts of knowledge? Nothing, that’s what.
Again, this is all speculation, but it is interesting that Justin supposedly needed an intervention mere months before the same exact thing would happen to Selena. These two really are toxic for each other, huh? According to a source, reuniting Jelena has put Selena ‘back at square one’, and her mother and stepfather are ‘planning to have an intervention as soon as possible.’
There’s no word on when it will be, except that they want to ‘get her into rehab immediately’ afterward and keep her there ‘until sheâ€™s secure enough to make good decisions.’ Yikes. With Beiber still in her life, there’s really no telling when that will be. Maybe 2017? When he finally runs out of tattoo-able space on his body?