Kate Gosselin Is Following Through On Her Threat To Return To TV, So Prepare Yourself

Kate Gosselin Marilyn Denis show October 2013

The day has come, my friends. Kate Gosselin and her eight children (remember when having just eight kids warranted a TV show?) are returning to television this summer. It’s not much of a surprise, considering Kate’s been insisting that their lives are just fine post-reality-show and prodding her twin daughters Cara and Mady to agree with her for months. TLC will air a brand new special on the family this June, and it doesn’t look like a feller by the name of Jon Gosselin will be involved.

I’m sure he’d never got along with it anyway, being the camera-shy, media-avoiding guy that he is. Oh wait, I meant the opposite. Still, despite the fact that he badmouths their mother on reality shows and gives quotes explaining how screwed up the family is, Jon thinks the kids should stay away from reality TV. It did so much damage that he just can’t help but get a little more damaged himself by starring on his own shows. While Kate probably loves attention too much for Jon’s disapproval to be her only motivator in making this special, I certainly wouldn’t be surprised if that added an extra “ha” to her evil “muahahaha.” Jon signed over his rights to object to this stuff when he decided not to pay child support, so LOOK AT KATE NOW!

TLC’s announcement about the show totally ignores the circus that this family has become in order to reminisce about how much we used to love them in 2007. Perhaps they’ll also use one of those Men in Black mind eraser things so we completely forget everything that happened in between and just assume Kate is now a widower. Sigh, but they were so in love.

“In 2007, viewers first fell in love with one of the most talked about families in reality television history. With the twins now 13, and the sextuplets about to turn 10, Cara, Mady, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah, and Joel join their mother in this update about their life as a family today.”

The show will detail “what the day-to-day routine has been for Kate and the kids since we last saw them.” I think I know what that day-to-day routine has been. It’s been dragging the kids on talk shows so they can use their twin sister power to enact their revenge. Why do I need an hour-long special to know that?

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    • Olivia Wilson

      Poor Mady, Cara, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Com— oh, wait.

    • Jenni

      I can’t believe they’re 10. Just 8 more years until we get our tell-all! 5 if we’re banking on Mady and Cara.

      • elle

        My money is on Mady….she has always seemed to be the most I guess “rebellious” since I can’t quite think of another word to use, and she always seemed less then impressed with Kate and the octuplets. And Kate always seemed perma irritated with Mady too. At least, that’s always been my impression.

      • Jenni

        I see Mady doing a lot of tearful interviews and then some kind of reality show. Like mother, like daughter?

      • Helen

        Don’t watch!!! Easy as that! To easy for the people who claime to hate her to do.They will watch and crackle about how Kate looks what Kate did what Kate said.They want her off tv but they WILL watch.And they say Kates fans have issues.Pot meet kettle!

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I can’t even imagine the mental defectives who actually care about this family even in the slightest. They are a blight on the state of PA and that’s saying a lot. The garbage lining our streets is more interesting than the Gosselins.

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    • The Great Seymour(Butz)

      i wish they’d bring all 14 octomom kids, and all kates kids , and husband sister wives & kids and the kardashians and honey boo boo and put the whole damn lot of them in a MMA fighting cage & let them have at it. oh and throw in some of them Little People because they are good for ankle biters

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