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Lindsay Lohan Listed All 36 Famous Dudes She’s Slept With, And You’re About To Click This Link

Lindsay Lohan giving a peace sign in London January 2014Let’s not kid ourselves, we all know why we’re here. We heard that Lindsay Lohan wrote down a list of all the famous guys she’s slept with, and immediately tripped all over ourselves in our hurry to click the link.

No matter how high brow you think you are, when you get word that there’s a list handwritten by LiLo herself laying out thirty-six of the famous names who have graced her bed, you’re gonna take a look. It was released by In Touch, presumably sold to them by a source who claims to have been present at the list’s creation at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30th, 2013 and contains names like Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and Joaquin Phoenix, among many others.

“They were giggling and talking shit about people in the industry. It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”

Annnnd understandably, it got snapped right up by someone who’s been holding onto it for a little over a year, presumably delaying its sale in order for LiLo to get famous enough again that they could get a good price for it. And her new documentary show with Oprah Winfrey might have been just the thing they were waiting for.

According to this source, she’d pause in between names sometimes, taking time to think “as if she had to remind herself of who they were.” Although In Style did release a preliminary image of the list, there are many names blurred out – although not Colin Farrell, James Franco, Heath LedgerEvan Peters and Wilmer Valderrama! — in order to protect the identity of those A-Listers, because according to an ‘industry insider’:

“The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys. This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.”

YIKES. I want you guys to respect me for my restraint and intellect…but I also want a look at that list more than I think I’ve ever wanted anything before. Don’t you dare deny that you feel exactly the same way.

(Photo: Will Alexander / WENN.com)

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  • Alison

    I would consider giving up my firstborn for a look at that list uncensored.

    (Only kind of kidding.)

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Yeah I’m embarrassed at how badly I want to see it.

    • Alison

      I also want to know when these alleged dalliances occurred–like what era LiLo did JT sleep with?

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      And what era JT did LiLo sleep with?? I predict afro Justin.

    • Alison

      He broke up with Britney in March 2002 and didn’t start dating Cameron Diaz until March 2003, so I’d imagine sometime in there?

      #puttingwaytoomuchthoughtintothis

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      TOTALLY FINE WITH IT.

    • Sheila Lopez

      Lindsay would have been underage 2002-2003 so hopefully not..

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      TOTALLY NOT FINE WITH IT.
      Didn’t even consider that part.

    • Oh Lindsay

      I think it was during his Cameron days. A bodyguard wrote a tell all and said him and Justin had to keep the two girls on opposite sides of the room because they wanted to fight each other. He did he respected justin for helping keep the peace

  • mse63

    I’m trying to imagine the Joaquin Phoenix scenario, but I got nothing.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Maybe it was part of his art project thing.

  • Kaitlin Reilly

    Title is amazing because I didn’t even finish it before clicking…

  • Alyssa

    Really? She can’t spell Joaquin?

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Hahaha I was thinking the same thing.

  • CMJ

    I would expect nothing less from LiLo’s handwriting.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      I don’t hate it.

  • mse63

    And woah, I just spotted Guy Berryman on the list, and while many of you guys might not be familiar with that name (he’s in Coldplay), that one weirded me out more than Joaquin. Oh boy, this is so fantastic. :D

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Ohhhhh he’s a Coldplay dude! Didn’t realize! But I feel like the fact that there are lesser-known celebrities on this list suggests that it’s real!

  • Christine

    I didnt see Brody Jenner in there. Remember he called her Fire Crotch? LOL! **Geez, of that whole list, I would give anything to have Zac Efron! Ughhh Yummy!

  • M_G

    Ehhhh…..I don’t know if I believe this list is real. I mean, do I believe LiLo actually wrote it? Yes. Do I believe she actually slept with these people? Idk….something about this seems off.

  • Gia

    No!!!! Evan Peters should be doing ME!!!!

  • Raquel

    Here are the points that trouble me about this list:
    A) I don’t even know some of these people. so not sure if I’m ashamed I’m not up on my pop culture game or she’s giving these “famous guys” too much credit
    B) the names I do recognize have had starring roles in my fantasies (save for disgusting Wilmer Valderama) and I’ve never been more jealous of LiLo.
    C) if James Franco, Heath Ledger and JT made the list whose names are blurred out??! The President??

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Married dudes, I guess? I wanna seeeee it.

  • The Great Seymour(Butz)

    i am number 34