Let’s not kid ourselves, we all know why we’re here. We heard that Lindsay Lohan wrote down a list of all the famous guys she’s slept with, and immediately tripped all over ourselves in our hurry to click the link.
No matter how high brow you think you are, when you get word that there’s a list handwritten by LiLo herself laying out thirty-six of the famous names who have graced her bed, you’re gonna take a look. It was released by In Touch, presumably sold to them by a source who claims to have been present at the list’s creation at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30th, 2013 and contains names like Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, and Joaquin Phoenix, among many others.
“They were giggling and talking shit about people in the industry. It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”
Annnnd understandably, it got snapped right up by someone who’s been holding onto it for a little over a year, presumably delaying its sale in order for LiLo to get famous enough again that they could get a good price for it. And her new documentary show with Oprah Winfrey might have been just the thing they were waiting for.
According to this source, she’d pause in between names sometimes, taking time to think “as if she had to remind herself of who they were.” Although In Style did release a preliminary image of the list, there are many names blurred out – although not Colin Farrell, James Franco, Heath Ledger, Evan Peters and Wilmer Valderrama! — in order to protect the identity of those A-Listers, because according to an ‘industry insider’:
“The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys. This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.”
YIKES. I want you guys to respect me for my restraint and intellect…but I also want a look at that list more than I think I’ve ever wanted anything before. Don’t you dare deny that you feel exactly the same way.
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