Miley Cyrus Starts A Twitter War With Katy Perry By Calling John Mayer A Slut

Miley Cyrus kissing Katy Perry on Bangerz Tour February 2014I hardly know where to begin here, because there’s so much information to get across to you guys, but the long and the short of it is that Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus kissed, and now they’re in a huge fight because things escalated to Miley calling Katy’s recently ex-boyfriend John Mayer a slut.

Let me start from the beginning. Katy went to one of Miley’s concerts on her Bangerz tour, and during the song ‘Adore You’, Miley crawled off the stage and into the audience and kissed Katy. Nothing too crazy, you get it. Just the latest in Miley’s string of mouth conquests, a list that also includes Kellan Lutz and Cara Delevingne.

And this is Katy Perry, right? Of the song ‘I Kissed A Girl’ fame? Well apparently she didn’t quite like it this time, because she jerked her head away really quickly and gave an interview after the fact in which she all but scrubs her mouth out with soap after its exposure to the particular brand of cooties known as Cootius Cyrus. Here’s what she told the Australian talk show Sunrise:

“I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do, and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away. God knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!”

Girl, what? This isn’t a quiet, meek celebrity you’re throwing shade at! This is Miley effing Cyrus, and she just proved she has zero problems with responding to Katy’s slut-shaming with a little shaming of her own, thrown at Mr. John Mayer.

Whoahhhhh shots fired! This is getting so real. Because if there’s one thing I definitely know that Katy Perry cares about, it’s John Mayer. They may not be dating right now, but that doesn’t mean that Katy wouldn’t eat his brain on toast if given the opportunity and fall on her sword if someone called him a slut. Which is pretty much what just happened.

 

Katy’s so devoted to John that I’m honestly shaking in my boots to see what comes next in this debacle. IT’S SO ON.

(Photo: Twitter)

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    • Jill O’Rourke

      Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      Miley is a skanky whore, and those are words I rarely use, but in her case, they fit. She’s also a disrespectful spoiled rotten little shit. I can’t wait till her 15 minutes are finally up and no one gives a crap about her anymore. Everyone already knows her “career” will never recover from this stripper routine after it’s all over and done with.

    • Claire

      Honestly, I’m team Miley on this one. Cause of all the crazy shit she did last year you know what the one crazy shit she didn’t do? Date John Mayer.

    • Katrina

      Katy’s “slut-shaming”? Are you fucking kidding me? She didn’t want Miley’s tongue in her mouth because Miley is determined to prove how disgusting she is. And by disgusting I don’t mean “slutty”. I mean actually disgusting. Like putting random fan’s thongs in her mouth. Jesus Christ, you guys are an embarrassment. You are not being “feminist” by injecting random social justice buzzwords into a celebrity gossip article, you’re trivializing the REAL issues, the REAL slut-shaming that hurts people and ruins lives.

      • Katrina (again)

        Also, if I gave a man a peck and he turned his head and tried to put his tongue in my mouth that would be sexual assault. I’m not saying this should blown be blown out of proportion because it doesn’t sound like Katy is exactly traumatized but it’s something to think about.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        In regards to your comment about feminism: http://www.crushable.com/2014/03/04/other-stuff/feminism-doesnt-mean-you-cant-make-fun-of-other-women/

        And the slut-shaming was the part where she said Miley’s tongue was infamous and she didn’t know where it had been.

    • FemelleChevalier

      …I’m going off topic here, but that drawing is really exquisite. I’m now inspired to draw something like that, preferably something with Miley in it just to keep up with the times.

      *surfs internet for pictures*

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        It’s beautiful, right?

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