Khloe Kardashian has officially abandoned the Keek ship in favor of joining Vine. And, not one to be overshadowed by others who’ve ventured into the topless selfie game, she christened it by having someone lotion her boobies while another someone filmed. I’m not exactly sure why there is a person whose job it is to lotion her body for her or why they figured that was the most Vine-able moment ever. But the one thing that I feel strongly about is that there is a Kris Jenner in some corner of the Earth crying her very happiest of tears.
I just can’t believe we’ve finally arrived at this moment in time. The days of Kris’ casual admittance that she likes Kim waaaay more than the rest of her daughters are no longer. And do you think that there will be any more uncomfortable jokes to tell about how strained her relationship is with Khloe? Yeah, OKAY. Any daughter of hers who is willing to go topless in public is a daughter who deserves to be the Favorite Child of the Week. And any Rob of hers who’s willing to dangerously drop several dozen pounds in a matter of months deserves a firm handshake or something. And this week is your week, Khloe so congrats. You’re already everyone’s favorite Kardashian and now you’ve got about 72 hours to enjoy being Kris Jenner’s. So use your time wisely. As in, you’d better get good at uploading awkward-but-still-attention-seeking Vines or risk a fall from Kris’ graces.