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Khloe Kardashian Discusses Sleeping With OJ Simpson, Fingers Crossed He’s Not Her Dad

Khloe Kardashian Chelsea Lately March 2014

Last night Khloe Kardashian guest-hosted Chelsea Lately, because E! probably wanted someone from their own network but Kevin and Danielle Jonas are busy taking care of their sponsored, allegedly non-biological daughter. And everyone knows if you’re in need of a likable Kardashian, Khloe’s pretty much your only choice. Make your case for one of the other ones in the comments, but Khloe will always be my fave of all the KKs, and even of all the KJs. Even when I’m cringing at her jokes about sleeping with OJ Simpson, I’m just thinking, “Thank God it’s not Kim.”

As you may or may not know, there are rumors every other day that Khloe Kardashian is not actually a Kardashian at all. People cite everything from her height to her ability to not take any of Kris Jenner’s crap as raising suspicions. One of the men who’s rumored to be her father is OJ Simpson. Fingers crossed he isn’t, because according to Khloe, “I did fuck him once.” Ugh, don’t you hate when that happens? If I had a dollar for every time I slept with an accused murderer who was later rumored to be my father, I’d… have no dollars at all.

I guess you could say Khloe was just joking, but I’ve said before that I wouldn’t put anything past the Kardashian family. Ever since Kim and Kanye really named their baby North West, my eyes have started hurting from being narrowed every time I hear or read anything about them. And it’s simply too much fun to imagine Kris Jenner innocently watching Khloe’s hosting gig to make sure she lasered all her hair off like she was supposed to, hearing the OJ joke, and spitting out the blood she’d been drinking out of a goblet. I then imagine her calling up Ryan Seacrest and saying, “We have a problem.” Like I said, I put nothing past the Kardashians.

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  • Kathy

    Ugh – way too much information. But seriously what is it with the Kardashian women and men of the “black” persuasion? I’m not making a racist comment here, just totally curious.

    • JLH1986

      Kourtney has been with Scott for a long time…and he’s not “of the black persuasion”. What does that even mean, btw? A person is either black, African-American or bi/multi-racial or they aren’t.

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  • FemelleChevalier

    …Maybe that’s her way of “cleverly/jokingly” putting an end to that rumor?